A. Snyder

Dir. Special Events, Four Seasons Total Landscaping

[Courtney Ellis 🎈 @courtneyellis]

Guess who just sewed up the votes of the Oxford comma crowd?

[Jason Gallagher @jga41agher]

Me at the start of that Tim Walz speech vs. me at the end of that Tim Walz speech

[A. Snyder @drewballsnyder]

@LindseyGrahamSC If you are so concerned about unifying the nation, admit it was a free and fair election. Get Trump to do the same.

[A. Snyder @drewballsnyder]

@peterbakernyt A craven, desperate and futile ploy to blame any/all post-impeachment MAGA violence on Dems.

[A. Snyder @drewballsnyder]

@LindseyGrahamSC The one he was forced into making and then immediately regretted?

[A. Snyder @drewballsnyder]

@IvankaTrump Lifelike!

[A. Snyder @drewballsnyder]

@marcorubio In fairness...

[A. Snyder @drewballsnyder]

@DanCrenshawTX I’ll never stop cringing.

[A. Snyder @drewballsnyder]

@katierosemiller I preferred this movie when it was called “Rosemary’s Baby.”

[A. Snyder @drewballsnyder]

@realDonaldTrump Okay, what if we lobby Congress to give you a participation trophy?

[A. Snyder @drewballsnyder]

@OMDKC To quote stage management, “Hold! We’re going to hold.”

[A. Snyder @drewballsnyder]

@JennaEllisEsq Blooper!

[A. Snyder @drewballsnyder]

@IvankaTrump @EPA Would have been closer to 9.3% if you had stopped farting and blaming it on others, per leading climate scientists.

[A. Snyder @drewballsnyder]

@donwinslow This is why Louise was so scared of Texas.

[A. Snyder @drewballsnyder]

@lisamurkowski Indeed. Also unprecedented and inconsistent with our democratic process: shaking down Ukraine for dirt on a political rival.

[A. Snyder @drewballsnyder]

@scrowder “Wishing you and yours the most joyous of holiday seasons!” -Charles Darwin

[A. Snyder @drewballsnyder]

@JennaEllisEsq No further questions.

[A. Snyder @drewballsnyder]

@JennaEllisEsq @RudyGiuliani Blooper!

[A. Snyder @drewballsnyder]

@realDonaldTrump Tired of winning yet, Don?

[A. Snyder @drewballsnyder]

@RickMiramontez @MrDavidGordon I promise I will remain as far away from Cindy's ass as possible. Feel free to join me!