drew shroyer

your mother is on facebook and she is excited !

[drew shroyer @drewbie94]

how many nervous showers are y’all planning on taking today

[drew shroyer @drewbie94]

Criminally low

[samuel @samuelj3ffrey]

Criminally low

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

they should let luigi be on raya from prison

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

gender reveal but for whether my baby has more loewe or prada vibes

[drew shroyer @drewbie94]

yeah i’m bicoastal (canada and mexico)

[drew shroyer @drewbie94]

such a boy mom

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Margot Robbie has welcomed her first child, a boy, People reports.

[drew shroyer @drewbie94]

where did all the bandeaus go

[drew shroyer @drewbie94]

@alabamasratgrl G to the 7 to the F ? just take an uber next time babe

[Tori Spelling News & Updates @ICONICEYEKON8]

Bravo rather film manufactured drama about cheese & an uber tab than film Sonja selling her townhouse, Luann traveling the world as a cabaret star etc, and its DISGUSTING TO ME

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

not on my watch

[drew shroyer @drewbie94]

@camillemmorgan @LowtTed1 @whatever_nvm_ bro relax

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

not sure who to vote for. which one is more biphobic?

[Gonzalo Nuñez @gonzalo__nunez]

there is something deeply wrong with pickleball. it is a microcosm of everything wrong with modernity. a giant larp. the shrunken court, the way the whiffle ball absorbs all shock and kills all pace. it’s tennis but safer, stunted. like walking on a treadmill desk

[drew shroyer @drewbie94]

taylor swift at 11:59pm on election night

[drew shroyer @drewbie94]

if you liked this tweet i cordially invite you to a mixer at goldies on wednesday

[James Harness @JamesHarness]

Me talking to people in their 20s about what Greenpoint used to be like https://t.co/FXisM5MWXA

[balkanka @missuonmylips]

Date with 30yo later and he just sent me one of those gifs with huge white subtitles that millennials use

[willa @poIarseltzer]

not the “im bisexual but im scared to talk to girls because they’re so intimidating and pretty” music festival

[drew shroyer @drewbie94]

the Gallatin school of individualized study

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

She pisses me off so bad like what would possess you to wear that

[drew shroyer @drewbie94]

new taylor album isn’t my cup of tea! no hate just not for me! consider me a bee hive mama 🐝🤣

[drew shroyer @drewbie94]

my son drew is so handsome. i hope he finds love someday ! i know i sure do …

[drew shroyer @drewbie94]

savannah and camille got dinner with their friend liza visiting from out of town! how fun ! love these girls …