Drew

Just a dude trying. Cup Pong Wins: 23

[Drew @drewbie_scott]

Enough with the popcorn buckets, it’s getting harder and harder to stick my dick in them

[Drew @drewbie_scott]

I use the Trojan Her Pleasure because i’m a feminist

[Bask @baskgod]

I just helped a 94 year old dude figure out how to use his card at the gas pump. First off my dawg we need to get you off the road

[cream of dog @yoloswagstudios]

My geek bar hit 0 two weeks ago and im still hitting it

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

RFK Jr closes out his final day of campaigning

[Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013]

Why do we even have a Second Amendment?

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Just like we drew it up.

[SorryHat 𝕬𝖙𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖊𝖞 𝖆𝖙 𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝕷𝖆𝖜📓 @sorry_hat]

*POOMF*

[Drew @drewbie_scott]

@HydraSniper I knew it tasted like kimchi for a reason

[Drew @drewbie_scott]

Found a pube in my redbull

[Drew @drewbie_scott]

@ElspethEastman it’s very fortuitous that this is being released right before a bill is brought up that would ban all members of congress, the president, vice president, senior branch officials and their families from trading stocks. So they hope no one will care about the bill because aliens

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Former US intelligence official David Grusch says under oath that the US government is in possession of UFOs and non-human bodies

[Drew @drewbie_scott]

@BorkMacklin ☹️

[Drew @drewbie_scott]

Just had a grown man sniff me

[Drew @drewbie_scott]

Found some crystal meth at work today.

Don’t ask me how i verified what it was

[Drew @drewbie_scott]

@HydraSniper Hows that wet stain on yo bootyhole?

[Drew @drewbie_scott]

@HydraSniper @SManifesto You should tell her that you’re already there

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

This is the best Breaking Bad meme and it’s not even close

[Drew @drewbie_scott]

I once wasted a birthday wish on being Danny Phantom

I cried in the school bathroom when it didn’t happen