Drew Spurlock

Aspiring lottery winner

[liv @livlayne_]

This Fourth of July is gonna go so hard

[Mike Dro @MikeDro_]

Emmanuel Clase postseason career

4 ER in 9 2/3 innings

Mariano Rivera postseason career

11 ER in 141 innings

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“ It’s their job to clean up”

[Drew Spurlock @drewbyscooby]

@TorresGleyber because you decided not to run on your first hit, you now get thrown out at home. Get DFA’d please.

[Drew Spurlock @drewbyscooby]

#getridofumpires

[Drew Spurlock @drewbyscooby]

@LMPD Thank you for ensuring the PGA does not come back. I hope they take the settlement out of your pension fund instead of my taxes.

[ESPN @espn]

Traffic outside the golf course had been stopped after a man was struck and killed by a shuttle bus this morning.

According to @JeffDarlington, who witnessed the incident, Scheffler was trying to drive around the crash scene on a median.

More: https://t.co/OuDwGVSYI5

[Donovan Mitchell @spidadmitchell]

As a Mets fan this pains me to say lol but the Yankees lineup 1-5 is outrageous!!

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Ken Griffin of Citadel: “It is irresponsible for the U.S. government to incur a deficit of 6.4% when unemployment is hovering around 3.75%. We must stop borrowing at the expense of future generations.”

[Drew Spurlock @drewbyscooby]

@MLBUA is a worthless organization.

[Houston Astros @astros]

FINAL: Yankees 7, #Astros 1

[Texas Roadhouse @texasroadhouse]

As their account bio says...this is a satire political account. We would hope you still come see us soon! 🤠

[QE Infinity @StealthQE4]

I’m 💯 behind this.

Housing was never meant to become a speculative asset.

All these hedge funds have done is make housing unaffordable for the majority of Americans.

[Drew Spurlock @drewbyscooby]

@StreamOnMax request: Make a working TV app

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

You guys traded mean tweets for war

[Drew Spurlock @drewbyscooby]

@Coach_Blakely I’m glad those young men at South Oldham have you to look up to, Coach!

[Drew Spurlock @drewbyscooby]

I’m all for trying to keep your youth. I’m just warning you, it’s a tough conversation when your boss walks in after a client meeting and says “What’s on your socks” and you have to say “Gary the snail.”

[Colts Baseball @DeSalesBBall]

Game #2 goes to the brown team 12-9. Game MVP’s are Trenton Saylor & @drewbyscooby Wgat a day. 🤙🏻

[chase kosek @Chase_Kosek]

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN ?

[Drew Spurlock @drewbyscooby]

@uofl could I get a therapy dog to the second floor of the library, please?