Drew Craythorne

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[Drew Craythorne @drewcraybab]

Me holding my first pint when this is over.

[Drew Craythorne @drewcraybab]

Screaming 😂

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

its how the speaker playing “things can only get better” during todays speech had an umbrella and rishi sunak didn’t. just pure comedy, chaos and shambles.

[Mind @MindCharity]

Rishi Sunak today announced plans to review the fit note system for people who aren’t well enough to work, with a focus on mental health.

His speech continues a trend in recent rhetoric that is stigmatising, harmful, and inaccurate.

[Drew Craythorne @drewcraybab]

Made the stupid decision of watching the new #Roadhouse not the old one and I guess I deserve everything I get 😩

[Drew Craythorne @drewcraybab]

Surely they should be making Ant and Dec cage fight for the last Ant vs Dec

[Drew Craythorne @drewcraybab]

It’s that time of year again; when I come back to Twitter just to witness and bask in all the new Masterchef contestants getting slagged off, knowing full well the pressure of cooking a spag bol has me rocking back and forth.

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

Mummy or Banksy? #isthisjoe?

[dan nolan @dannolan]

true millenial mindset is knowing you can never send a truly important email from your phone

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

Pls RT

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

I recently came across data on who we spend our time with over the course of our lives.

The insights are simultaneously inspiring and depressing.

Here are 6 graphs everyone needs to see:

[Drew Craythorne @drewcraybab]

@jodehgwillz @shirlpuzz Whut?!

[sharon mitchells stunning weave @sharon_weave]

Me and my friend every time we finish a drink after promising to go out for one

[Donna Scully @Donna_Scully]

For the record, Boris Johnson was on a Caribbean holiday during the most volatile time in politics (& his party) I can remember. He didn’t give a jot as it wasn’t about ‘him’. Once it is about him (returning), he’s come home to look after number one, himself, as he always does.

[Melanie Janine Brown MBE @OfficialMelB]

Really?? Your shocked about this complaint??? Let me remind you what you said me in lift…..

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

“just come for one drink, we’ll be home by midnight”

[Emma Burnell @EmmaBurnell_]

Fucks Bizz

[Drew Craythorne @drewcraybab]

@Andrewisliv1d @jodehgwillz

[Drew Craythorne @drewcraybab]

The true cost of all these marmalade sandwiches

[Rae Earl @RaeEarl]

Thanks to @corriepodcast here’s 32 seconds of Fred Elliott from Coronation Street making noises.

[Drew Craythorne @drewcraybab]

😂😂😂

[kerry ✊💙Save Our NHS @hewitson10]

This is magnificent from @JaneyGodley

She responds to Nadine Dorries having a pity party to the EU not letting us get any perks 🤣

It’ll brighten up your morning that’s for sure

#BrexitReality #ToriesOutNow