Drew Crisp

Opinions are most likely stolen & the jokes definitely are.

[Drew Crisp @drewcrisp]

Sony, Alpine, Kenwood, JVC, Pioneer...acceptable stereo types.

[Drew Crisp @drewcrisp]

Some people are so good at doing drugs and drinking alcohol that they have sponsors.

[Drew Crisp @drewcrisp]

All my new passwords should just be “resetmypassword1”.

[Drew Crisp @drewcrisp]

Are we “great” enough yet?

[Drew Crisp @drewcrisp]

At some point I begin to think he may be MORE INTERESTED in “singing” about how to Dougie then actually “learning” how to Dougie.

[bochancey @bochancey]

I keep a pad of paper on my desk to write daily to-do lists...today I got to the end of the pad and found this from my son Ace. I texted him and he replied that he wrote it over a year ago. Sometimes encouragement is a long-term play...well done son.

[Drew Crisp @drewcrisp]

@tabasaurus @elenalraymond @lukeraymond7 @tabasaurus you good?

[Chad Fooooogland 🥥🥥 @chadfogland]

I just want to shake the vending machine, pound on it with my fists & give a swift kick, so I can get the candy bar I want & not keep having to eat the seaweed granola lemon chips it keeps giving me. #2020

[Drew Crisp @drewcrisp]

@chadfogland You KNOW I will be using it.

[Drew Crisp @drewcrisp]

None of us. And I mean none of us ever stopped to ask what Prince did to make all those doves cry. Not one of us even thought to ask.

[Drew Crisp @drewcrisp]

@tabasaurus @midascrush Gawd, this poll took a hard left with “Wolf of Wall Street”

[Drew Crisp @drewcrisp]

Man, I thought we were going with the Washington Lobbyists.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Washington Redskins Change Their Name To The D.C. Redskins https://t.co/BqRFgEwEUo

[Drew Crisp @drewcrisp]

@ericepperson @Hanes Hanes: Underwear a mask people!

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

i wanted to go to this but i hadn't botany tickets before it sold out

[Drew Crisp @drewcrisp]

@tabasaurus Bottles are hard...there I said it. I struggle with bottles. This is so funny. “Excuse me sir, this hand sanitizer is sticky.”

[Drew Crisp @drewcrisp]

@LoganGreer Yes, but no...b/c of the logistics...you know?

[bochancey @bochancey]

Love.

[Drew Crisp @drewcrisp]

@michael_defazio Would that line of thinking be considered “OsMOSES”?

[Drew Crisp @drewcrisp]

@michael_defazio Me too. Disturbed young Drew & deeply disturbs getting older Drew.

[Drew Crisp @drewcrisp]

PROTESTants, it’s kinda hard to miss. Our very expressions of worship began in PROTEST. May we continue to reform & reform again & again.

[Aundi Kolber, Therapist+Author @aundikolber]

"Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself." -Rumi

#unlearning