Andrew Lake

[Andrew Lake @DrewLakeUK]

last post in this terrible place. This one's for your countless kids Elon
https://t.co/6ADc9zwCya

[Andrew Lake @DrewLakeUK]

@andyjoegray @DiStefano1410 @NileGardiner You use the word democracy, I don't think it means what you think it means.

[Andrew Lake @DrewLakeUK]

@NileGardiner I think you mean "Rule, Britannia!" If you're going to be a snowflake about it, at least get the title right.

[Andrew Lake @DrewLakeUK]

@METROBUS why did your 270 driver not stop at the stein? Was in the wrong lane and totally ignored us.

[Andrew Lake @DrewLakeUK]

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Oi dickhead, the EU isn't doing anything. Why should it do what we want it to do? You can't ask for a divorce and demand your ex keeps the Toby jugs on the same shelf. You wanted to break the good Friday agreement, but you're too frit to deal with it

[Andrew Lake @DrewLakeUK]

@matt_saunders_ @richardodurrant @thecarolemalone Two spaces long since went out of fashion. In fact modern kerning makes it way harder to read

[Andrew Lake @DrewLakeUK]

@lyseblahaj @MrNishKumar In my experience getting in bags is one of the main cat sports. It's distressing/hilarious when they get their head stuck in the handles.

[Andrew Lake @DrewLakeUK]

@JamesSawyer3rd @thegradmedic @DocAhmadMalik This sounds like the bizzare hypothetical situations knob heads ask vegetarians,

[Andrew Lake @DrewLakeUK]

@NPorter2306 @peter_mcgahan @MissGemmaBlack @RobertLindsay The old No True Scotsman nonsense rears its head again.

[Andrew Lake @DrewLakeUK]

@geybrielz @coems3892837491 @steelerfanatik @ginnyhogan_ Perhaps she just likes wedding cake.

[Andrew Lake @DrewLakeUK]

@fesshole Or their bluff about speaking German was better than yours.

[Andrew Lake @DrewLakeUK]

@doctor_oxford I'm pro vaccine, and was for the lockdown. I would still say to him he killed thousands. I guess it's a psychological defence mechanism to think that everyone who hates him is in the tin foil hat brigade. Makes me hate him more.

[Andrew Lake @DrewLakeUK]

@Futurewor1d @crowhurstsr @theAliceRoberts As if the deity of choice has a desperate need for typography invented way after they were last "seen".

[Andrew Lake @DrewLakeUK]

@theAliceRoberts @cox_tanis The "but if you were on an island with no vegetables and some sheep would you eat them?", "But if you were stranded on an island with no food or water, would you pray to a god" questions are pretty much the same as well.

[Andrew Lake @DrewLakeUK]

@jaimelondonboy @theAliceRoberts Guil.

[Andrew Lake @DrewLakeUK]

@wisestreligion @theAliceRoberts @mikereardon9 That's an odd position. I don't think "not stamp collecting" is a hobby. Does that attack the rights of stamp collectors? We've pandered to the credulous for a few thousand years,often on pain of death, and now you dare call us bullying? FFS.

[Andrew Lake @DrewLakeUK]

@Drapes100 @theAliceRoberts Perhaps it's looking at various religions that were invented and forgotten about way before the gods people believe in now makes it all seem a bit silly.

[Andrew Lake @DrewLakeUK]

@TDaviesOfficial Is that Stooky Bill?

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

Already hate this show more than my ex wife. Woke nonsense from the woke @channel4 bosses who are all probably all gays and women. Can’t believe our tax pays for this ponce to walk around dressed like a colouring book. #LateNightLycett 🇬🇧

[Andrew Lake @DrewLakeUK]

@mjwildman1 @guardiannews Are you ok?