Am truly living for this woman sitting courtside at the Sixers game saying "I'm better now, thank you!" after getting served a drink... I feel you, girl.
@ all evil scientists PLEASE drop a Wasian version of the supe killing virus from The Boys it’s the only way this ends. more than happy to die for the cause actually I’m excited to atp
My wife: “what’s the point if the Sixers win this game they’re just going to lose in the first round”
Me: “what’s the point of this life if we’re all gonna die anyways”
My wife leaves the room.
'HE'S ARGUING WITH THE ROBOTS, YOU CAN'T DEFEAT THE ROBOTS' god ABS fucking rocks, we're going to have managers and umpires declaring Butlerian Jihad by May