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These tweets are good for about 3 months, then they expire as I will find them embarrassing and delete them

[deleted user @drewmik]

@hebbandflow @GreggBrunt @jayneves Yea Signal doesnt stop a device backdoor. At that point you gotta encrypt msgs in ur head b4 typing :)

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Ask not what your country can do for you

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.

My daughter Ivanka has been treated so unfairly by Nordstrom

[Catherine @whitequark]

an animation of stars moving around Sagittarius A* over the course of just a few years

[Strictly 4 My X’ers @Lizzs_Lockeroom]

"Sike"

[deleted user @drewmik]

Congrats 9-8 super bowl squares

[Graham Farmelo @grahamfarmelo]

23 emotions that many people feel but find hard to articulate:

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

@pegastarlight Nothing really matters and we're all gonna die someday, but while we're here we might as well enjoy @nihilist_arbys

[Miss Texas 1967 @MsTexas1967]

It is becoming increasingly obvious that David Bowie has established a better alternate universe and is populating it selectively one-by-one

[soft boiled ostrich egg🦉⚰ @lizlem0ngrab]

Can I be on the Kiss Cam before I die?

[deleted user @drewmik]

One of the better parties I've been to recently, complete with amorphous Peanuts-style cloud of dancing.

[deleted user @drewmik]

Dancing to "Hard Knock Life" at a "Great Gatsby Party." Suspenders and pearls abound. F-Scott spinning in grave. #notreallytypinganddancing

[deleted user @drewmik]

They are saving Mother Earth, car Nazi. (Were you in your car?) RT @Adam_Robbins: Nuthin like righteous, screaming bicyclists, who want t...

[deleted user @drewmik]

I'm gonna come right out and say it: I bowled a 206 last tonight. I am as proud as I am ashamed. X X X X X 90 X 8/ 71 9/6

[deleted user @drewmik]

Hey Apple, c'mere, do dis: http://is.gd/dpjQC

[deleted user @drewmik]

That familiar feeling you get from watching soccer is due to your having seen an episode of Saturday Night Live. #5goodmomentsper90minutes

[deleted user @drewmik]

Vietnamese catfish sandwich, Greyhound, Tabasco Zapp's at Alligator Lounge. #worldcup http://yfrog.com/jcj0btj

[deleted user @drewmik]

It says "Joe Girardi Press Conference," but it's just three hands/mics jammed in his face in some tiny office the Mariners give visitors.

[deleted user @drewmik]

Headline: China Eyes World Championship As US Military Approaches Salary Cap, McChrystal Enters Free Agency