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A dating app that matches you based on your @Amazon purchase history

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Mikes hard mayonnaise

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@audrence Maybe a pizza party would boost morale

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How did they get all of those famous people to go to Benihana ?

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@F1 Lance Stroll, Lance Stroll, Lance Stroll

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You haven’t lived until you eat a @Chilis chip nugget

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Mark your calendars, Chili’s 50th birthday is March 13th 2025 🌶️

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Smash Mouth was featured in the 2001 masterpiece Rat Race

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No one really appreciates how good of a movie Rat Race (c. 2001) was.

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@ramonbarcenas_ 😢

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So hard

[Glasgow North Police @GlasgowNPolice]

Two persons have been charged and will be reported to the procurator fiscal for numerous thefts of milk and other crimes of dishonesty in the Milton area.

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My pronouns are he/Kirkland

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@un_becoming Here’s to hoping they do a better job than beauty school students

[Matt Wilstein @mattwilstein]

A real quote from Donald Trump about tonight’s results:

"Well, I think if they win, I should get all the credit. If they lose, I should not be blamed at all."

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Damn guuuurl, is your ass declassified? 'Cause I was just thinkin' about it.

[Swamp Donkey no 5 @drewrf]

@FanaticsFerrari This is comparable to US prices

[Becca Costello 🌧️🚽 @becca_costello]

Happy Tuesday, Cincinnati

@Skyline_Chili

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@un_becoming Cuties

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@MonsterEnergy @haggarbomb

[trash jones @jzux]

by 30 you should have:

-started just kind of winging it

[Swamp Donkey no 5 @drewrf]

Rude and uncalled for