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Omnia Feminae Aequissimae

[Alec Stapp @AlecStapp]

People who try to romanticize the past should be forced to stare at this chart for a while

[alifiorini @drfishsticks]

@alipainangel Wait till you read “my birthday”, an epic tale of a day at the water park!

[alifiorini @drfishsticks]

A cheery story about my pets. Written aged 7.

[alifiorini @drfishsticks]

My tortoise is a boy. I was at my dad’s house when my mom got him. My mom told me on the phone that we were going to get a tortoise.

THE END

(Unsure as to what to make of this ending. No clear resolution of themes/plot. Does Fred survive? Where is my brother in all this now?)

[alifiorini @drfishsticks]

Fred is a very very funny animal! Sometimes I see him and I tell my mom. She is usually on the phone when I see him. And my mom tells me to pick him up. But I am too scared to pick him up.

(Feeling a bit sorry for poor 7 year old me)

[alifiorini @drfishsticks]

@nickopotamus Good dog. You’ve been a wonderful family for her. She was lucky to have you too.

[alifiorini @drfishsticks]

@hasyourregtried Someone presented this at a local meeting years ago- compared their parent’s anaesthetic logbook to their current training numbers. Can you remember the numbers @Chronotrope?? Think it was parent ~8000, them ~4000?

[alifiorini @drfishsticks]

@alipainangel Long overdue trip! Initially planned a few years ago, but covid/kids meant we kept on having to delay it

[alifiorini @drfishsticks]

Heading to the Hand and Flowers in a couple of weeks. Any ideas for what to wear? Smart? Dressy? Casual?