MSc (Animal Nutrition).
Author of Basic principles of a successful poultry production.
Animal Consultant, breeder (An unrepentant lover of livestock's).
Japa is NOT easy and NO ONE should promise you that.
I’ve NEVER promised anyone that as a Japa Consultant.
Japa has 3 LEVELS, once you land in a new country
1) Survival Level:
You’ll question your decision. You’ll miss home, food, and friends. You’ll even blame yourself for leaving. It’ll feel like you should go back home. You can apply for jobs in 6 months and be getting “Unfortunately emails” especially in countries like UK 🇬🇧 Canada 🇨🇦 and the likes.
2) Adjustment Level:
You just start adapting. You understand the system, gotten your first job or apartment, and slowly finding your feet.
3) Stability Level:
Now you’re settled. The country feels like home. You’ve found peace, and you start helping others who just arrived. You’re now a permanent resident or citizen or closer to it.
Almost everyone goes through it.
Don’t give up, you’re just on your level.
Also, ensure you don’t stay on Survival level for 5 years because that’s too much.
In all honesty, provided you have very stable electricity, almost every fridge in the Nigerian market will serve you efficiently.
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Hello my big brother sir @osemagnum ,
Good morning sir,
Is there any chance you could allocate 5 copies of the highest denomination of the nigerian naira to me?
I’m currently being met by a ridiculous amount of hands.
Thank you for your prompt response 🤲😊
To all business owners, please be careful out there ⚠️
Someone almost used a fake cheque of ₦9,850,000 to scam me.
Big thanks to @ProvidusBank for their quick action, and thanks to Almighty Allah for giving me the wisdom to stay vigilant and notice that the transaction was not genuine.
Scammers are everywhere these days. Stay safe and always verify transactions before releasing goods or making refunds.
I’m currently defending a man in a custody battle in the East.
The wife has left him, he supported and trained her up to post-graduate level.
The husband is a highly educated person.
She has left the marriage, abandoned the home, seized all his land documents, birth certificate of their kids and filed for the custody of the children of the marriage.
Every time I speak with this man, I feel so much pity for him. Despite all that he has endured, he is still not ready to fight back.
He still loves this woman and keeps making excuses for her.
She’s proudly antagonizing the marriage institution and her husband on social media on a regular basis.
Loving your spouse is okay, but it must always be clear that you are not weak and that some lines must not be crossed.
You can be very passionate about your wife and her growth and she will be passionate about another man and the way his penis grows in her.💔😣
I used to judge men who would do anything to make sure their wives never grow but with Ugo and Frank now, I see things differently.
Na food wey you never chop dey give anxiety. The person that has eaten the food many times, doesn't have that anxiety. It's just another day.
Law of diminishing return happens in sex but people hate to admit it because it is an uncomfortable conversation and a dereliction of the expected behaviour of the religious and faithful - for very good reasons. Also, it is a lot when you're beholden to someone.
This is not a defence. It is an explanation. It will not save you from the consequences of your actions.
One of the most insane words I have ever heard from a woman who was caught cheating:
"I never told him that the child was his; he assumed that the child was his because we were married".
Jesus wept.
Ugo’s wife posted on her IG story, that she can now go to the girls trip they’ve been planning since 2022.
We can assume this to mean that she’s celebrating “freedom” from the marriage.
Freedom is like a mirage, I tell you brethren. E no real.
Remember when we were younger, we would sneak out for parties, we would die to be with our friends, we would sneak out for many things.
As an adult, you can actually just go for whatever party, but why are you not going?😂 you’ve got all the freedom, yet, you can’t really do those things you use to sneak out to do.
There’s also a bubble stage where the water is at boiling point (100°C), she might be at that stage, the “freedom at last” stage, but when the dust settles, reality will set in. Those friends who were giving her ginger will suddenly become busy, going for work, attending to their own family.
That guy you were sneaking out with is okay with the sneaky links, but not okay with real-life responsibilities, hence, his attitude begin to change. This is the point you now register for therapy😭
Lmao! Got an acquaintance we nicknamed ‘fokasibe’ because of his sexcapade growing up. Rich af, handsome and seemed like he had it all, was ready to get married, so he engaged his woman and had fixed wedding date.
Long story short, he caught her cheating with a fake Tommy Hilfiger white waistband boxers wearing boy that worked for the him, and lived in his BQ.
Read her chat where she was confessing to the guy how she really enjoyed when he fucked her on one of the deep freezers in the guy’s kitchen.
Baba turned to us in tears and said “I never even fuck her on top deep freezer before” 😩💔