DrHankoHonkasson

Professor of Politics of Dancing at University of Espoo. Apparently calling someone a fanny is 'inciting violence'

[DrHankoHonkasson @DrHanko]

Having to get a new account because I got a new phone and this account was set up on an email address I no longer have, so I can't change the password that I can't remember. Fucks sake I'm old.

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@Ghost_Dad_ @mypalfootfoot7 @RobTanner83 Every time I see this picture I immediately think of Lotso' huggin Bear and Big Baby from Toy Story 3.

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@tristandross He's basically Eddie Irvine, when the sun's shining and everything is going well, he'll pick up a win if Verstappen has a disaster, but he'll never be good enough to win a title or challenge Verstappen in a straight fight.

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Needed a new phone because charging socket was shagged, get a PAC code to switch providers get new phone, new provider suddenly announces number switch won't happen until next Tuesday, but outgoing provider has already cut service despite charging me until mid August.

Bastards.

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@flying_rodent What Blair actually meant was we can't stop the climate crisis because to do so we'd have to spend so much money that people would realise that the whole system has been a charade designed for little more than keeping a few thousand well connected people richer than God.

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@TarnishedBane The banks blacklist people all the time, when I was in shit street financially in the early 2000's the CAB gave me the numbers for Bank of Pakistan, because 'they're not supposed to collude, but you'll never get an account in another high street bank until your credit clears up'

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@flying_rodent If it was a left wing politician, Coutts could've written "Go fuck yourself" in 72 pt comic sans in the letter informing them of the closure and the entirety of the people shitting themselves about Farage would have considered it a jolly good laugh and that'd be the end of it.

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@SCFCJosh96 That's the truth of it, even if you ignore all the other reasons it's a shit idea.

[DrHankoHonkasson @DrHanko]

Just found a half pack of Polo's in my rucksack, they went out of date in 2019, which means they've been in there since 2017. They did taste a bit rough at first but seem fine.

If you hear reports of a man shitting himself to death in Manchester, send this tweet to the inquest.

[DrHankoHonkasson @DrHanko]

@Red__Tim The most concerning thing about the whole thing is just how he's managed to get resignations and public apologies over it, if this was a left wing figure they'd have been told to fuck off by the bank and the press wouldn't have touched it. The whole thing is horseshit.

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Holy shit balls people watching tik toks on the bus on speaker is the most annoying of all the things people can do on speaker on the bus.

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@Jessthelefty I agree on the photo albums, every now and again I remember that a hard drive failure would wipe out the last 20 years of family photos, dunno what to do about it though.

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@mypalfootfoot7 He's going to meet Sinitta

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@cowinthenorth I have no idea what Wigan were fannying about at when they had the chance in normal time, a few times they had better chances to kick it than when they finally did.

[DrHankoHonkasson @DrHanko]

@elonmusk X=Twitter - $30billion

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@thhamilton @dwfm88 Labour are never going to get that level of Tory collapse when they're not just electing a placeholder for 12 months either, that's the point, you have to offer voters something.

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@tristandross I think it's one of those things that really starts to stick out when you're watching the same guy win however many processional races in a row it is now.
It's amazing how much more tiresome BT's MotoGP commentary can be when it's a stinker of a race.

[DrHankoHonkasson @DrHanko]

@dwfm88 @thhamilton 21000 less Tory votes actually, Labour would have won this one with the votes they had in 2019.

[DrHankoHonkasson @DrHanko]

Seeing a lot of people who would identify themselves as on the left but are actually Labour and Co Op councillors, and hence are nothing of the sort.

[Cllr Matt Dent @CllrDent]

I'm seeing a lot of people (who would identify themselves as on the left) who previously were very much in favour of of young people getting more involved in politics, now seemingly adding the caveat only if said young people's politics align exactly with their own.

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Punch-and-Judy politics is hard-wired into our media.
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