Heather Ludlam

Veterinarian, wife, mom, shepherd raising sheep with the potential to treat Huntington’s Disease.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

ICE dragged his dead body out of the car and handcuffed him.

Fuck ICE and anyone still supporting them.

[Dr. Catharine Young @DrCatharineY]

A year ago, CDC made Cyclospora surveillance optional. It had been tracked for 28 years.

Today: ~3,000 cases across 31 states, no confirmed source, and CDC’s own count (843) is trailing what states are reporting by thousands.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

The reason ICE was able to shoot and kill another unarmed person in broad daylight was because the last two times they shot innocent unarmed people this country did nothing about it...and didn't even properly investigate it.

Outrage is good.
But without action it's NOTHING.

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

They told us we could only have a corn tortilla, a piece of broccoli, and one other thing. Now we can’t even eat the piece of broccoli because if we do, we’ll shit ourselves to death.

All you had to do was vote for the Black lady.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Ok hear me out: instead of all of us having to become extremely knowledgeable on a new infectious disease every 3-6 months, what if we got a large group of experts together and just put them in charge of giving us easy to understand health recommendations. They could also do things like track outbreaks and predict future concerns.

[Covie @covie_93]

Only in America can a story about ICE agents murdering someone be replaced by another story about ICE agents murdering someone.

[Anarc-y princess @SatireAP]

I know it’s crazy to believe, but sometimes old people just die alone in their house with the door locked and it’s not because Russia assassinated them.

[Renzo™ @fwrenzo1]

I miss when "The News" was just a guy in a suit telling you what happened, instead of a 24 hour panic machine designed to make you hate your neighbor so you don't notice your rent went up 30%.

[Buck Sexton @BuckSexton]

Norway has gotten the biggest boost to its image from Haaland, his team compatriots, and their amazing Viking Row fans since A-ha came out with "Take on Me" in 1985

[mel @lousunflowers28]

Yo toda triste porque Noruega perdió
La cámara enfocando a Bellingham y a Haaland:

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

My kids have measles, I lost my job, and a parasite that the CDC no longer monitors has given me explosive diarrhea. But at least now there’s no plaques honoring Black scientists at the Smithsonian.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

ELAINE CHAO.

IN THE LIVING ROOM.

WITH A CANDLESTICK.

[julia @juumelo_]

the men were so right watching sports and drinking beer has in fact healed me

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

RIP Mitch McConnell. You would have loved covering up the death of a sitting senator to keep a democrat from filling the seat.

[KOKO @uzurpatori_]

Maybe the reason they won’t let Mitch McConnell die yet is because he’s pregnant

[Ian Mariani @ian_mariani]

I’m not going to angrily tweet at @AmericanAir for a 4.5 hour delay in Dallas making me miss an entire day of a trip to Denver.

I’m going to angrily tweet at @SecDuffy for repealing the rules that made sure I got more than a meal coupon.

[Majority Democrats @MajorityDems]

The Mitch McConnell situation is starting to sound like when a con artist pretends an elderly relative is still alive so they can keep cashing their Social Security checks, only it’s the entire GOP doing it so they can keep cutting Social Security.

[Dj Omega Mvp @DjOmegaMVP]

“Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen since June 11th. Here’s why that’s bad for Joe Biden,” - Jake Tapper probably.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

This photo is the reason women cover their drinks.

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

i think it would only be fair for women to get to decide what to do with Mitch McConnell's body