Paul

Storyteller.

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

Quite mental that the Government said it believed every woman coming on a small boat has been raped and therefore they are knowingly extending the red carpet and luxury coaches to the most depraved people outside of SW1A. If we had a King who cared about his country he might summon the PM to explain himself rather than wanking about with his dysfunctional circus of a family.

[Fraser Myers @FraserMyers]

You’ll soon need a passport to go online but not to enter the country

[Colin Brazier @ColinBrazierTV]

Our Home Secretary has said in an interview that nearly all the women coming into Britain on small boats have been raped on their journey.
Presumably by the men who accompany them, who are now being resettled across Britain.
https://t.co/seXsbL623I

[John Cain @JohnDCain]

This is the best photo from the Kentucky - South Carolina game. There’s so much stuff going on in this photo. You can study it for a long time.

[Adam Kramer @KegsnEggs]

The replies here could fuel the sun for another 10,000 years.

[Sunday Sport @thesundaysport]

Britain - where the ruling party calls dogs Nazis but gives actual Nazis a council house

[Madeline Grant @Madz_Grant]

These people have devoted their careers to destroying the beautiful world you grew up in, which they then pretend was a fantasy all along. The demoralisation is precisely the point

[Calgie @christiancalgie]

🚨 EXCL: Labour minister claims that visions of Britain based on warm ale, pubs, and black labradors are a 'far-Right' fantasy that 'never really existed’

https://t.co/4IRiCv0TZo

[Paul @DrHoppers]

@BridgetCondon_ Well it’s been a nice surprise to find you fronting the coverage on Sky this season 🙏🏻

[Joe Kinsey @JoeKinseyexp]

This video deserves an Emmy.

[Paul @DrHoppers]

@CollegeGameDay presumably booked so instantly mcafee finally becomes the least annoying thing on the show?

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

Tunnels, it's funding tunnels. Money taken from my monthly pay is funding Hamas tunnels.

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

Remember kids, if you don’t support gang rapists and baby killers then you’re a far-right fascist 👍 https://t.co/EyTxmDMAh8

[ET Heisenberg @UtdHeisenberg_]

Send this to every Man City fan you know.

#115

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

Important to remember when you can't heat your house this Winter that this isnt an issue a first world country experiences, especially one richly abundant in energy. Countries with no such bounty will remain warm at an affordable price. Everything, literally everything, is the fault of Ed Miliband.

[Merryn Somerset Webb @MerrynSW]

It's not their money. It's taxpayer money. It's quite nice to hear these things said aloud again...

[James Baxter-Derrington @jamesbaxterd]

More than a third of adults don’t pay a single penny in income tax.

That is fiscally unsustainable, morally irresponsible – and not the historic norm.

Forget the fiscal cost of raising the personal allowance for a moment - we need to speak more about the moral toll.

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

The perfect juxtaposition to show the frivolity of Andy Binman.

[Adam Sellers @YisraelChaiAdam]

When you’re asked serious questions about Labour policies instead of which number bus is your favourite.

[Jardine Matheson Internationalist @emergenteffects]

It is maddening that we have imported child poverty by our own definition, argued that giving people ILR will help the social care sector (by allowing workers to leave it), and that we need to give them benefits (I thought they were supposed to pay for our pensions)? Lunacy.