driz

[email protected] - Punch drunk father of two. I️ used to be cool, now I’m just eating Tums and losing hair.#EncycloMedia

[driz @driZbets]

Serving up high fives on just about every TV in America…that white @aidanhutch97 lookin clean as a mf, too…😎

#OnePride https://t.co/iodeZ0pAKJ

[driz @driZbets]

@pmcafrica AI slop should get accounts banned

[David Wallace-Wells @dwallacewells]

The Department of Energy appears to have deleted its thermostat-level recommendations to avoid people noticing that their generic recommendation was to set indoor temperatures at the same level which Zohran has asked New Yorkers to maintain during a grid-stressing heatwave.

[driz @driZbets]

@CjMfdt i would bet my car she didn't push that man that far onto the grass herself in that wheelchair.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[driz @driZbets]

@davegreenidge57 he's what a Minion looks like this close to death

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

MAGA wanted to impeach Joe Biden over a $10,000 check from his brother but have no need to understand how Trump made a billion in crypto.

[driz @driZbets]

@0x_DeeJay ...the daughters were probably right. and the son is just like daddy.

[driz @driZbets]

@tylerblack32 And the twitter algorithm shoves it down EVERYONE'S throats whether they want it or not.

[driz @driZbets]

@krassenstein he needs a diaper with a LARGE capacity.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Nothing to see here folks, just a guy in full theatrical makeup, a girdle and heels, doing the double fist and jerk to a gay anthem in front of a bunch of dudes in rough rider cosplay.

[driz @driZbets]

@SpeakerJohnson ur twink ass is going to burn in hell whether you emerge from that closet or not. don't lose site in that.

[driz @driZbets]

@anyonewantchips hope he burns in hell and keeps a good number of seats warm for his buddies...probably plenty of them on both sides of the aisle at this point tbh.

[driz @driZbets]

@Bosslogic MAN we almost had us one here. It was SO good for a minute...

[driz @driZbets]

@WhiteHouse gas is up this morning here.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Imagine if Obama was directly connected to Epstein, made $2 billion off crypto scams, grifted a $400 million plane form Arab Royals, and started and lost a war with Iran.

[driz @driZbets]

@robdyrdek exactly what I always wanted...a TV guide for my day-to-day life. dude I'm trying to afford food on the table.

[driz @driZbets]

@PaulAnleitner most people don't care about the 250th...in case you haven't noticed yet. it's mostly the folks who LOVE buying cheap flags and mounting them on their trucks.

[driz @driZbets]

@greg_price11 you think salary equates to electability and that's why you broken.

[driz @driZbets]

@Abomination81 hey...taxes.

[driz @driZbets]

@keithedwards still here. in the best shape of my life.