Dri🌹

First, you must love yourself.

[jacob @dinkbalshin]

OLIVE OIL MEETING

olive oil 1: i fck all the time

God: okay youll be regular olive oil. enjoy hell, u sinner

olive oil 2: ive never had sex

G: youll be virgin olive oil

olive oil 3: ive only tried anal

G: [turns back to olive oil 2] okay ur actually gonna be extra virgin

[Jayden Baldwin @jaydenbaldwin_]

21 Savage when he finds out who snitched on him...

[conner @connerhallmark]

Dinner date didn’t go as planned

[Dri🌹 @drian_95]

@AudreyKitching @lauramertz

[Dri🌹 @drian_95]

These “overheard a guy say to his gf blah blah” posts are DEAD and FAKE and UNORIGINAL let’s fucking stop reposting them for God’s SAKE

[Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson]

Why is that Hemorrhoid threatening to shut down the Government over a Wall budget? What happened to “and Mexico is gonna pay for it”??!!#ineversaidthat#yesthefuckyoudidmotherfucker

[sia @sialdn]

My mum is so dramatic. I remember when I told her I went parasailing and diving and she said she knew because she felt it in her c section scar. Girl bye.

[Dri🌹 @drian_95]

@rendhahaha Hahahahahahahah

[Dri🌹 @drian_95]

Organizing the grills window decoration for Christmas/ charity and my manager texted me “100$ minimum. Go crazy” okeeeeeeee

[𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔶🪬 @dracosmother__]

me waiting for my best friend to meet my gaze when I hear someone say some bullshit:

[^_^ @misandrism]

fifteen years later

[Dri🌹 @drian_95]

I met someone whose birthday is March 1st last night and I told him as a March 3rd baby/Pisces, us together may accidentally destroy the universe....

[Dri🌹 @drian_95]

Shit

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

me now that i’m old enough to understand the family drama