Venda Prince

||Horror Addict||So much cooler offline||Always create time for enjoyment, because time for pain always creates itself||

[Venda Prince @drickey02]

@preman_20 Goku ❌️ Ngoku ✅️

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Florentino Pérez plans to launch €150m official bid on Tuesday for Michael Olise.

Despite denying his name live, the main star in president’s mind is Olise — as @JBurtTelegraph @jfelixdiaz report.

Bayern’s Uli Hoeneß said in May “no chance to sell, not even for €200m”.

[MUSKANA @YoungGeminiii]

@drickey02 we had a listening party and unfortunately the videographers that where there didn’t think it will be the most streamed song in his album 🥴nguva dzacho dzakanopera pera mnje

[Venda Prince @drickey02]

@YoungGeminiii Eish,too bad because its got close to 200k views now...it would have been a game changer because at the time, RnB seemed to be gaining momentum in Zim and people were going to see how versatile you are.

[Venda Prince @drickey02]

@TansuYegen Looks like a Decepticon

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

when your friend is extremely drunk at the party and you’re trying to get him in car;

[Venda Prince @drickey02]

@masibanda_ @ndues_boy buzobona bhudas

[Venda Prince @drickey02]

@tumisole Is this not Werner Syndrome?

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

If I shenan once

I'll shenanigan.

[Bafo ka Thanos @Thanos_codes]

@pmcafrica That car probably sitting on 2.69 million kilometres in the clock. 🤣🤣

[Venda Prince @drickey02]

@pmcafrica This is not a car garage..its a scrapyard.

[Venda Prince @drickey02]

@BeAfraid_Movies Phones not working
People not closing or locking doors
Victims not running fast enough
Too much screaming or heavy breathing

[Venda Prince @drickey02]

@otokyo Battleship

[Venda Prince @drickey02]

@Manlike_Solz @tpain @tydollasign @Jeremih

[Venda Prince @drickey02]

@Mr_HUMA If you had the cassette to this album then you are officially an ancestor!

[Captain Tired of These Hoes 🦦 @Miggs_NotMigos]

Zulu men when maskandi starts playing:

[Bee @Bee_mufc]

Dem sack Rosenior, Replace am with Rojunior 😂

[Unfiltered @quotesdaily100]

TIME IS NOT TREATED THE SAME EVERYWHERE:

1. Germany: Being late is disrespectful. Meetings start to the second. Punctuality here is not a habit. It is a moral standard.

2. Brazil: An invitation for seven means nine. Relationships matter more than schedules. Rigidity kills the atmosphere.

3. Japan: Trains run to the minute. A sixty second delay comes with a formal public apology. Time is a system. The system is everything.

4. India: Events begin when people arrive. The gathering defines the time. Presence matters more than precision.

5. Polynesian cultures: Time was tied to stars, seasons, and the ocean. Circular, not linear. The clock came later and from somewhere else.

6. United States: Time is money. Literally. Every hour is billable. Every minute is scheduled. Rest has to earn its place.

7. Spain: Lunch at three. Dinner at ten. The day bends around the person. Not the other way around.

8. Ethiopia: A different calendar entirely. Thirteen months. New Year in September. A different year than the rest of the world. Time here is a cultural choice, not a global agreement.

9. France: August belongs to rest. Emails go unanswered. Shops close. Nobody apologizes for this. Leisure is a right, not a reward.

10. Kenya: The clock starts at sunrise. Six in the morning is hour zero. Noon is hour six. Time is built around light, not an arbitrary number on a wall.

11. China: One time zone for the entire country. A landmass that should span five. In the far west the sun rises at ten in the morning. Unity was chosen over accuracy.

12.Australia: Aboriginal communities have always read time through seasons, animal movements, and the stars above. For over sixty thousand years the land itself served as the calendar. No clock was ever needed. Nature told them everything.

13. Mexico: Mañana means not right now. Urgency is often self-imposed. The present moment has its own demands and they are considered legitimate.

14. Greece: A guest arrives at any hour. You welcome them fully. The clock adjusts to the person. The person never adjusts to the clock.

15. Scandinavia: Months of darkness then months of endless light. The body follows seasons, not schedules. This is ancient. Science is only now catching up.

16. Nigeria: Start times are a suggestion. What matters is that everyone arrives, connects, and the evening becomes what it was meant to be. The experience always outranks the schedule.

17. Indonesia: Jam karet. Rubber time. Time stretches around mood, traffic, and social obligation. Rigidity is considered uncomfortable, not professional.

18. Russia: Eleven time zones. Vast winters. Long silences. Time here is treated with patience that outsiders often mistake for slowness.

19. Egypt: One of the first civilizations to invent a calendar. Yet modern Egyptian social time is deeply flexible. Hospitality always comes before the clock.

20. Congo: Community shapes the day more than any schedule. Time belongs to the people in the room, not the hands on the clock.

21. Philippines: Filipino time is a known and accepted reality. Six in the evening means seven or eight. Arriving before the host is ready is the real social mistake.

22. Vietnam: Built on endurance and long horizons. Planning here thinks in years and generations. Short deadlines feel foreign to a culture that measured time in struggles spanning decades.

23. Tanzania: Pole pole. Slowly slowly. A phrase that governs daily life. Rushing is not a virtue here. Moving with intention is.

24. Argentina: Dinner at ten. Parties at midnight. The night is its own world. Compressing it into earlier hours would make it something lesser.

25. Turkey: A meeting can become a meal can become a long evening. Nobody considers this a deviation. It is simply what time is for.

26. Iran: Its own solar calendar. New Year on the spring equinox. Time tied to nature, poetry, and a civilization so old that modern urgency feels like a passing trend.

[Venda Prince @drickey02]

@ZimViral Play stupid games and you will win stupid prizes.