Emma Sik

no such thing as too much cheese or too many dogs 🐕 🧀🙃

[🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸 @WheelTod]

Today I finally told my kids that St Patrick isn't real, and it's been me putting the snakes under their pillows all these years.

[Kali Kazoo @kalikazoo]

Me

[Emma Sik @driemboat]

@JuliaGoolia_21 Thanks! Sorry I missed this, I totally forgot about Twitter for a few days

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i had a long talk. with my fren. about how to spot. a fake ball throw. the optimal strategy. is to follow the ball. with your eyes. instead of your heart

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

please take note. of the following..
i love you

[Emma Sik @driemboat]

Using a public restroom and there’s a small child in the stall next to me singing Hard Knock Life 👌🏼

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i heard. something about. making resolutions. and although i’m perfect. i have a few:

4. more peanut butter
b. increase. zoom efficiency
3. improve my sits
1. convince the human. i’m invisible
4. longer snoozles
f. sticks
2. more peanut butter
7. further turn up. the love dial

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. did you know. that if one sits. very well. and looks up at the human. with a straight face. the human will be forced. to stay home. an extra few minutes. and give attention

[Jake Sik @JakeSik1]

Make your smile change the world, don't let the world change your smile.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human says. there are two options.. inside or outside. but if they would. elevate their mindset. they would uncover. a third option: stand. in the doorway. and sniff the air

[Emma Sik @driemboat]

This website sends you a free cheek swab kit so you can enter yourself into the database of possible bone marrow donors! Might never match anyone, but you never know- you might be able to save someone. ❤️https://t.co/z7CgjD02Jc #BeTheMatch

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

[slipping DJ $20] my good sir would you turn it down a skooch

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Mac. He was just called “the handsomest boy.” Quite the compupliment. 13/10 would blush if he could

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i know. how scary. bath time can be. so whenever. the human showers. i make sure. i’m also. in the bathroom.. for solidarity

[Ross Bryant @rossbryant]

🦃Best Pilgrim Names🦃

Cotton Mather
Fairwell Sighmuch
Praise-God Barebone
Fear-Hell Bucklehat
Wheat Onetooth
Tremble What’s-Sex
Judgement VanCorncob
Macklemore
Goody Smallpox
Constance Troubleshoot
John Disappointment Jr.
Sorghum Killnative
God’s-Wrath Tablescape

[juan @juanbuis]

can someone explain why japanese game show 'slippery stairs' hasn't made its way to our part of the world yet

[chuuch @ch000ch]

sort of strange that People mag feels the need to clarify that their pick for sexiest man is in fact "alive"

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

quick life hack: sticks. are too big. to easily smuggle. into the household. try a woodchip.. thank you. for your time