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[laurel @drifter_salmon]

@emmaachap Finally someone said it

[laurel @drifter_salmon]

Having one of those weeks at work where faking my own death sounds like the ideal and only solution

[laurel @drifter_salmon]

Let’s normalize not being good at your job

[laurel @drifter_salmon]

@adam2kn Kicking myself for not selling this idea when I had the chance

[laurel @drifter_salmon]

Free movie idea: a wig made of real human hair that ends up being haunted

[laurel @drifter_salmon]

@RachelLQuimby Definitely not :/

[laurel @drifter_salmon]

@MyNameIs_Ame Your silence on cashews is deafening.

[laurel @drifter_salmon]

Eating kettle chips in an open study space I’m sure no one minds

[laurel @drifter_salmon]

Got a headache from looking at my computer screen so I’m taking a break by looking at my phone screen 😌

[💫 pro abortion anti cop 💫 @queenozymandias]

i think about this map so often i want it so bad

[spice girl @soiecouture]

this is me beginning my essay with an attention grabber and then going to answer the prompt https://t.co/meWZngyBXO

[Andrew Henderson @andrwfhenderson]

i pledge not to spill 4.9 million barrels of oil into the gulf of mexico

[laurel @drifter_salmon]

@JOlinOfficial @AdamNauth Both of you need to grow up

[laurel @drifter_salmon]

It’s time to acknowledge that paprika is a top-tier spice

[laurel @drifter_salmon]

Becoming more convinced as the day goes on that I have accidentally purchased and am currently wearing a maternity shirt

[໊ @xanborghini]

yo this the funniest video i have seen today. i have never witnessed universal anger at this level.

[j⋆˚࿔ @bucketof1ove]

me trying to have a hot girl summer

[laurel @drifter_salmon]

My roommate cooking something onion based at 10:30pm 😍