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it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that access control warriors are at it again

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@nonobjc let NO = false

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@dril_rs you say you borrow two refs a day? two refs of what, pal? shit?

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many've sought the open source Combine and have asked me where the open source combine is. i am too amused simply by their ignorance to even answer .

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say what you will about my mediocre C interop... at the end of the day, It's got people talkin about using clang as a library!!!!

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"Member 'success' in 'Result<Success, Failure>' produces result of type 'Result<Success, Failure>', but context expects 'Result<Success, Failure>'" When i say this , Thats when uou know that the Shit has gone off the rails

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leave your TOO COMPLEX EXPRESSIONS at the door, or i will SHIT myself !!!!

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everytime xcode updates youll find my dumb ass claiming that code completion seems "smoother" now. you will beg me to use the new LSP implementation

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guy walking around flaunting his storyboards around. claiming that nothings better than storyboards. i show him my declarative ui code and he flips the fuck out

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you can tell how much of a dipshit a language is just by looking at the function name it uses while pretending a type is callable

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structs are value types, UnsafeMutablePointer is a struct, and value types are a form of UnsafeMutablePointer

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25% exp penalty for asking to elide commas from expressions but not parameter lists

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@slava_pestov @jckarter @wilshipley @jnadeau im afraid you do not grasp the enormity of who it is you are dealing with. (removes error handling,. revealing if err := fn(x)) Shall we continue..

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@jckarter https://t.co/1a8hbsFgb6

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@BigDogClub yeah that blows. anyway i was wondering where i can buy one of them please

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i love c-style shit that isnt "For" loops

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i will never use the word "Double" to describe a cgfloat

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code formatting.. (lights cigarette, takes a big smoke of it) ..i s a Zero Sum fallacy. a jesters game

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just found out about Object Safety... why didnt any one tell me about this shit

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i regret to inform you, that by resorting to Swift language, you have forfeit this debate. Farewell

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pleased to eannounce that all my posts will now be about dynamic language interop, which i have recently been fooled into supporting

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withholding this year's WWDC tithe until they address the issue of people on the mic calling me "Objective-C without the C"