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they/them pussy got me on all fours

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i spawn in hazbin hotel having achieved the ultimate cockblock. the day will go down in history

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its sex night at the puppy club. the last dj finishes on the mixer and hops offstage. I walk on and plug in my 1998 ibm thinkpad and hit play. cbat extended version

i am immediately charlie kirked by one of the pups. despite wearing nearly nothing they still managed to

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someone jumps onstage to try and stop it. thwarted again by my forethought, for on my laptop is a sticky note that reads

"if you turn this off you're straight"

my corpse lies on the ground, blood pooling around me.

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Doge George Bush:
"wow
so much war crimes
very iraq
much shock and awe"

[wint @dril]

"when the whole damn worlds gone goofy...my games remain sane " - the smoking gamer

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using Jesters Privilege to blast off pictures of my cock to 900 girls per minutte

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I love yaoi so much that even though it is a fictional universe l i would like to live there

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I like my women how I like my men how I like my women how i like my men how i like my men

[wint @dril]

had a nightmare spotify leaked everyones shit & all the girls i know found out i spent 49 hrs listening to "Simpsons Theme [Metal Version]"

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just won $5 at the casino. can i please get an armored military convoy to deliver it? tired of driving around in my normal honda.

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intruding moron purports to know more about clowns than i, guy who just dumped a shredded burrito onto his bluejeans

[wint @dril]

I cant believe he called it. How does this keep happening? This is honestly quite low key fucked.

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funfact this date next year: won't even exist

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jesus arms all his disciples with sniper rifles and tells them, 'go forth and shooteth for me, my brethren, but no scopes, for we must bring honor to our lord'

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VERY IMPORTANT: If you are a girl and were born after April 1st, 1979, please stop reading this thread, go outside, and take a big shit. Thank you!

[wint @dril]

AI: Sorry, Im not allowed to speculate upon the sexuality of 1970s game show hosts
ME: This is like talking to the smartest man in the world

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@drilbot_ohno @drilbot_nono [sounds like you have more interesting DMs than I do]

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Dear drilbot admin, ive been searching for your personal DMs for the past 6+ months. i have been spending the past 7+ hours searching for an ass