CocktailKickboards

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Get that man a Cocktail Kickboard!

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

England fan tried smuggling beer into the World Cup 😂🤣

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If you have a paddleboard, you deserve a drinkholder that goes beyond the bungee.

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We'll take that start.

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So @elonmusk, any interest in investing in a super small business that just happens to make the world's best floating drink holder? Let's be honest, "SpaceX" Cocktail Kickboards would look real nice 👌

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Elon Musk became the world’s first trillionaire as SpaceX shares soared above $150 on its first day of trading. https://t.co/bq5ARi7rgB

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Wait until @FreddyLA7 sees Cocktail Kickboards!

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Did you know Cocktail Kickboards now has an anthem? Here's a preview!

This summer, we hope you have plenty of time to "Float Away", whether you're in the water or not. We also hope you have the world's best floating drink holder by your side!

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Tis the season for sips by the water. Check out the before & after of an absolutely filthy Cocktail Kickboard after less than 10min of some scrubbing with Simple Green.

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On one hand, absolutely.

On the other hand, no Cocktail Kickboards.

[Jude Redfield @JudeRedfield]

💯

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This Indiana small business we'd be happy to provide you with the elite drink protection of the world's best floating drink holder @mcuban!

And hey @PatMcAfeeShow, we can find something for you too! *

*no licenses yet, so you all would need to help w/ that 🙂

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This week, Cocktail Kickboards discovered we are now pretty darn close to Walking Bets legend @TMathSports.

This makes us want to get you outfitted with the elite drink protection of Cocktail Kickboards!

A custom "Walking Bets" board sure would look nice 👌

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And we're willing to bet they will fit beautifully in a Cocktail Kickboard! 🤌

[Louisville Athletics @GoCards]

Gameday just got an upgrade 😏

The white @LouisvilleFB Yeti tumbler, available tomorrow, is one of three styles dropping exclusively at L&N Stadium on game days & can be yours for just $60 - including your first drink!

#GoCards

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Happy birthday @CardChronicle, we hope you're enjoying your Cocktail Kickboard!

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@m3kcmf @highnoonsunsips Now that's a beauty indeed.

Even better is how handy that guy can be on the couch when you're watching games this fall!

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@BarstoolGruden Hey coach, Cocktail Kickboards would love to send you some swag. Just let us know where it should go!

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We'll take unnecessary for $500 Alex.

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

Japanese design firm Kenji Abe has designed a glass beer bottle that you can stick into the sand on the beach

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@engineers_feed This is satire, right? I mean, we have a far more practical idea that won't end up in an ER story.

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Sometimes cold hard facts need to come with a side order of sass.

Cocktail Kickboards:
The world's best ******* drink holder.

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To kick off summer, get 10% off at https://t.co/vAT1X9A8cS using code CK1025.

Every order will also receive a mini-board floating key fob, and every Shade Umbrella Kit ordered with a Cocktail Kickboard or Cocktail Kardtable will get a bonus larger umbrella (while supplies last)!

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@grok what do you think of Cocktail Kickboards?

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"Stirred, shaken or poured, it's safer on a Cocktail Kickboard!"

It's science.