baby rat

casual inventor of the medieval rat torture method …ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

[Ash @H1TWOM4N]

When cicero is mentioned in any context I’m just thinking about the freaked out jester from skyrim - the other one is none of my concern

[angel @angelshit]

Everyday i rediscover that i am Alive

[baby rat @drinkingratmilk]

drunk me cries from nostalgia when I hear one direction playing

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[baby rat @drinkingratmilk]

my daily 9-5 routine:

• coffee # 1 + vyvanse
• poop time # 1
• stress finish work tasks
• bullshit meeting
• coffee # 2
• poop time # 2
• bullshit meeting
• another bullshit meeting
• coffee # 3 + caffeine anxiety
• more stress finish work tasks
• go home

[baby rat @drinkingratmilk]

beautiful girls shouldn’t have to know what microsoft teams is

[baby rat @drinkingratmilk]

no i do not want to make friendship bracelets with my coworkers at a team building event tf

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

Sometimes I’m mad as fuck at 6:39am

[baby rat @drinkingratmilk]

my earliest memory of britney spears as a child was when a friend played oops I did it again on his psp and i think that’s beautiful

[baby rat @drinkingratmilk]

back on vyvanse. life is beautiful again.

[baby rat @drinkingratmilk]

i miss my cashew milk. tom thumb needs to step tf UP

[baby rat @drinkingratmilk]

itll be the worst day of my life and at&t will text me my phone bill’s due. SILENCE FROM YOU

[baby rat @drinkingratmilk]

the urge inside of me to get REALLY good at magic tricks ……

[baby rat @drinkingratmilk]

working a 9-5 is a constant humiliation ritual

[baby rat @drinkingratmilk]

the way i have to fist fight my cat anytime i bring out some yarn

[baby rat @drinkingratmilk]

my bf really just sits there as i say what is probably the most adhd/nonsensical thing he’s ever heard and be like “your mind is an enigma. i love you :)”

[baby rat @drinkingratmilk]

my coworkers will show me ai-generated flyers and say look at the cool things co-pilot can do for our office! and then it’s just the ugliest fucking thing ive ever seen

[baby rat @drinkingratmilk]

asserting office dominance at my new job by cracking open a cold diet coke at 8 am in front of my coworkers . anti diet coke propaganda will never affect me !

[dan @Dansplainer]

bugs love to drop items such as "bug meat" once slain

[死 @humanxmaybe]

a dyslexic man walks into a bra