Bailey

Ride beers, drink skateboards.

[Bailey @drinklikeaphish]

Society grows great from old men who plant trees the shade of which they know they will never sit in. Good people do things for other people.

[Bailey @drinklikeaphish]

Airport arrival areas always make me happy to see people reconnect.

[Bailey @drinklikeaphish]

The clouds ran away, and opened up the sky. And one by one I watched every constellation die. And there I was, frozen standing in my back yard. Face to face, eye to eye staring at the last star.

[Bailey @drinklikeaphish]

I love dogs. Don’t get me wrong. But those people who bring them to the bar and basically mouth fuck them need to be sterilized.

[Bailey @drinklikeaphish]

@olivelikesbeer Dude. Same.

[Bailey @drinklikeaphish]

@olivelikesbeer Starts Friday bro.

[Bailey @drinklikeaphish]

When you pray for rain you gotta deal with the mud too.

[Bailey @drinklikeaphish]

General Iroh was the realest.

[Bailey @drinklikeaphish]

These scratchings all night, these inquiries because you are not there, have become, simply, you, white paper. Desiring the darkening.

[Bailey @drinklikeaphish]

It was real, real nice to meet you. Hope you learned what I had to teach you. Got my chips stacked up to beat you.

[Bailey @drinklikeaphish]

Please leave all overcoats, canes and top-hats with the doorman. From that moment you’ll be out of place and underdressed.

[Bailey @drinklikeaphish]

I can taste your lipstick on the filter.

[Bailey @drinklikeaphish]

What side are you on? What side is this anyway?

[Bailey @drinklikeaphish]

@UberFacts Looks like Sid from Ice Age.

[Bailey @drinklikeaphish]

If you don’t fuck with Avatar the last air bender. I probably don’t fuck with you.

[Bailey @drinklikeaphish]

Things to make cool in 2020; tipping, condoms, and not being a piece of shit.

[Bailey @drinklikeaphish]

I’m not looking for answers, and I’m not looking for gold.

[Bailey @drinklikeaphish]

Tomorrow isn’t promised. Have fun forever.

[Bailey @drinklikeaphish]

@kanyewest next album you might as well just have Kim fart into the mic. Hot garbage, man.

[Bailey @drinklikeaphish]

The more you travel the more you learn about everyone. And it really goes to show that everybody is the same. And I like that.