🐾Whiskey🦴

🐶 Canine creature
🪶 Will slut myself out for tickles
🔞 25yo, 18+ MDNI

[🐾Whiskey🦴 @drinkydog]

watch out puppy girl! your tummy too cute! your shots too accurate! your swag too different! THEY’LL KILL YOU!!
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#puppygirl #transfem #t4t

[🐾Whiskey🦴 @drinkydog]

@fanf3e @user823493247 Dude, every other bullshit AI feature is already being complained about, but YOU got pissy over someone complaining about this. It is what you said, even if you don’t realize it is.

[🐾Whiskey🦴 @drinkydog]

@fanf3e @user823493247 NOO YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS!!! YOU CAN ONLY COMPLAIN ABOUT THE THINGS THAT DIRECTLY BOTHER ME!!!

bro shut up

[🐾Whiskey🦴 @drinkydog]

@reallybigtail I was literally just watching a video the other day about why we don’t have green stars. This is insane!

[🐾Whiskey🦴 @drinkydog]

@fagnolia_ Stepped into the biohazard factory without any PPE

[🐾Whiskey🦴 @drinkydog]

@oncloud_e Yessss

[eviefeet @0sweetyyy]

my feet are ticklish and i love it

[🐾Whiskey🦴 @drinkydog]

@NotSafeForSpite

[🐾Whiskey🦴 @drinkydog]

@moongirldiary Omg haiiii

[🐾Whiskey🦴 @drinkydog]

@PrincessKitti3 If my algo could get the memo too, that’d be great

[🐾Whiskey🦴 @drinkydog]

I was gonna say the difference here is that martinis are (or were) a somewhat classy mixed drink whereas Heineken is piss, but then I remembered that martinis of any kind are also gross

[𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖 @vers_laLune]

james bond was such a good vehicle to sell alcohol that people STILL drink vodka martinis shaken when that was a deliberate choice in the writing bc it's the WRONG way to make one. Its gin stirred to not bruise the gin (to show he's a thug in a suit). So great investment tbh

[🐾Whiskey🦴 @drinkydog]

@TicklerNerd1 As a lee, thats pretty much exactly how it went

[🐾Whiskey🦴 @drinkydog]

@mothmush @GodsTwilitOne Not justifying telling a bunch of random passengers about it, but I feel like the disconnection from hunanity has to be coping mechanism cuz if you’ve seen that kinda thing from the driver’s seat, the last thing you want is to know what the human body does when hit at mach fuck

[🐾Whiskey🦴 @drinkydog]

@UnknownSolar22 Literally peak

[🐾Whiskey🦴 @drinkydog]

I know I’m late to the trend but better late than never, right?

[Akane 🦊🪶 VTuber @NomuraAkane]

The more mercyless the better ~.
The Tickling Kink Jars ~.

[🐾Whiskey🦴 @drinkydog]

@valerie_on_e I swear you’re just softlaunching a pussy reveal

[🐾Whiskey🦴 @drinkydog]

@moongirldiary I’ll leave the door unlocked~

[chad @chasedbywasps]

people in Portland be like "sorry I can't come out tonight, I gotta go see my eleven year old son's slowcore band play." I mean I imagine that's what they say. I don't know I don't really travel

[🐾Whiskey🦴 @drinkydog]

@CCV1888 @ohgawd20 @AbsoluteGinger Medication? Therapy? Mania? Literally anything other than what you said