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Is a bagel a sandwich? Yes, don't @ me

[EMM @drintastic]

This insurance fraud witch hunt is so fundamentally EVIL. Like the amount of govt “savings” that could be recouped with this is so negligible when compared to the individual strife of being unceremoniously kicked off your insurance by AI and having to PROVE you shouldnt have been

[EMM @drintastic]

pls no more of this “LES” …… it’s THE Lower East Side do not CHEAPEN her name, what are you doing that you do not have time to say the whole thing??!!!

[EMM @drintastic]

Waiting for my little treat which is a fucking PB&J latte with a MINI UNCRUSTABLE ON TOP and the next person in line asked the barista if they had any “more esoteric latte flavors”. I’m gonna actually kms and everyone in this cafe…. AFTER I finish my ~*fun little drinkie*~

[EMM @drintastic]

If I get ONE MORE ad for the Opr*h Podcast, I’m going to fucking kill mysel f

[EMM @drintastic]

I DON’T WANT TO USE A FUCKING APP TO TURN ON THE LAMP!!! It’s! Too! Many! Steps!!!!

[EMM @drintastic]

I do not know what the filipinos are puttin in tortang talong that makes is so fucking good, but I would truly kill a man for just one bite of the one from Baby's rn

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

check on the jay walkers in your life. every year the snow is devastating to our lifestyle

[EMM @drintastic]

Some headbands are clearly for infants and why they come in adult human size is baffling to me? You want to look like baby? Okay weird??

[EMM @drintastic]

This unflavored, unsweetened, un-everything'd protein powder has the NERVE to write "delicious with unsweetened almond milk" on the package. Like girl, don't fucking lie to me. Literally drinking water from a dirty puddle would be more delicious than that.

[Teller Bank$ / 𐕣 𐕣 𐕣/ Marion Wood$ @Teller_Banks357]

I’m old enough to remember when you had to pretend you weren’t taking the oil

[EMM @drintastic]

I’m only a few hours in and this could not be funnier. This is actually the best Christmas gift I ever got. It’s hitting ever.single.time!!!!

[EMM @drintastic]

Was just told my dad thought this fake ass Wuffy AI dog was a REAL product!! So now every time he comes out with any garbage rhetoric this holiday, I will be saying some variation of “why am I arguing with a man who believes Wuffy is real?” or “oh did Wuffy tell you that?”

[EMM @drintastic]

Straight up what would be the reason for @TDBank_US to make this kind of change if it's not simply to take money from poor people??? Stealing $15 from people who already have less than $250 in the bank and calling it a maintenance fee is unnecessary and sick!! I hate it here!!!!

[EMM @drintastic]

God rlly blessed me with a perfect baby angel shrimp cat that does not beg for, think about, mess with if left out, or honestly even CONSIDER human food

[EMM @drintastic]

I really can't say this enough but I truly don't understand how we as a society built a healthcare system that is so fucking evil and predatory, and how we are still just letting it happen!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

If someone works full-time and receives SNAP, that means your taxpayer dollars are subsidizing the company's profits bc it refuses to pay them a livable wage.
This can only be said so many ways; it isn’t difficult to grasp.

[hayd @haydroflask]

One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way in the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them!!!

[Robbiey @ItsJust_Robbiey]

Poverty breeds crime. Like, directly. If you think people losing healthcare, SNAP, housing, allat isn’t going to flip this country over you’re a fool. You will see a spike in crime. Criminology 101.

[EMM @drintastic]

Caught the tail end of the kid costume contest that was prior to the dog costume contest at the Kensington derby today and honestly they robbed the kid dressed as a praying mantis blind. He didn’t even place!!??!

[no @zedonarrival]

on amtrak enjoying the fall foliage of the u.s. northeast corridor during golden hour