married to the guacamole

i used to be a big deal on here

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How it feels taking a drunk Waymo

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I'm sooooooooooooo drunk @Drake

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Draaaaaake

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Going McGregor mode at the bar (walking in funny and immediate hurting myself before doing anything of note)

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@bryan_johnson Hit the juul, drink the high noon

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Lebron James joins the Dallas mavericks

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Imagine how good haaland would be if he could develop a jumper

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Big tweet dropping in ~20 minutes, stay tuned

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Big tweet dropping in ~20 minutes, stay tuned

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Margiela geek bar, chrome hearts beer, hedi slimane vodka soda with a lemon... the possibilities are endless...

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@kanyewest Same

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Curb your enthusiasm and diary of a wimpy kid are very similar

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Mr breast please buy me a ps5 @MrBeast

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i call them The Hopeful

[Blake Denning @denning63]

We need a slur for people taking forever to buy scratch-off tickets at the gas station when you’re in a rush..

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I can't imagine what would happen if LeBron moved to Dallas like what if I ran into bro chilling with Rich Paul at Stan's 😭😭😭

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I wonder how many basketballs LeBron owns

[Fastbreak Hoops @FastbreakHoops5]

Bron looking real relaxed here.

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Demar can shoot the 3 he just chooses not to.

[NBA Memes @NBAMemes]

Miami Heat spacing with Bam, Giannis and DeRozan on the floor😭

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Watching bubble highlights at 5am bc I was tryna get a peek at this grail

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JJ Barea isn't that hard to pronounce bro 😭😭😭

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JJ Barea isn't that hard to pronounce bro 😭😭😭