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[MrBeast @MrBeast]

Happy Birthday America!

If I was born in any other country I wouldn’t be where I am today. I wasn’t born into wealth. I shouldn’t be MrBeast. This country gave me the freedom to chase my dreams and mindset that I can achieve anything. America isn’t perfect but dam I love her 🇺🇸

[TSΞITZ 🧙‍♂️🦒 @DripGiraffe]

@MrBeast 2,365,247

[TSΞITZ 🧙‍♂️🦒 @DripGiraffe]

@tuckerdfranklin St Louisan here... We def don't think we're better

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

That was not the definition of a red card.

[TSΞITZ 🧙‍♂️🦒 @DripGiraffe]

@mjeichinger You forgot to mention we had to play down a player for this AND he's out the entire next game

[Chris Manno @Mann_O_Steel17]

No joke, this is why Americans havent completely bought into soccer.

My Achilles would literally have to be stuck on the bottom of this dudes cleat for me to carry on like that.

This joker got the call, stood up, and played the rest of the match. And Balogun gets the rest of this match, and the next, a win or go home off the pitch.

Clown stuff

[Cadillac Formula 1 Team @Cadillac_F1]

Marking the moment in full color.

With this year’s British Grand Prix taking place over Fourth of July weekend, we’re paying tribute to our American roots 🇺🇸

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

🚩 VP VANCE: “Israel has the right to defend itself but … what the President has grown frustrated with is sometimes we seem to be right on the cusp of a major breakthrough in the agreement, and then all of a sudden there's a major explosion … in a civilian population center in Beirut and a lot of people who have nothing to do with Hezbollah lose their lives. That's not acceptable.”

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

I just made this my ring-tone.

It could all lead to nothing, or worse (a joint US/Israel resumption of the war). But there hasn't been a week where American leaders have spoken so sternly, clearly, truthfully and decisively about Israel since . . . well, perhaps ever.

[Trita Parsi @tparsi]

Holy smokes!! 🔥🔥🔥

JD Vance to Israel opposing the MOU

"My response to them would be: What is your exact proposal? You’re a country of 9 million people. You can’t just kill your way out of solving every single national security problem that you have."

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

Imagine making $70-80k a year in the $5
footlong era.

[ya boy pablo sanchez @yaboypabIo]

ngl i was faded lmao

[TSΞITZ 🧙‍♂️🦒 @DripGiraffe]

@Bornakang It worked though

[Formula 1 @F1]

A special delivery for Kimi... from Kim 👀

#F1 #BarcelonaGP @MercedesAMGF1

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

We Asked AI To Simulate What Would Happen If AOC Was Forced To Learn Economics

Made with @grok.

[Formula 1 @F1]

BREAKING: Pierre Gasly has been reinstated into P3 for the Monaco Grand Prix

The Stewards have rescinded the two five-second penalties imposed on Pierre Gasly during the race for speeding in the pit lane

#F1

[Pete Mundo @PeteMundo]

Seinfeld episode 2026: Jerry gets tickets courtside and brings George, who decides, with the Knicks down 20 with 10 minutes left, he will leave the game early to beat the rush out of MSG.

As the Knicks mount a comeback he tries to get back into the Garden. He waves his ticket, name drops James Dolan, but nothing works and he ends up getting arrested.

Meantime, Kramer sneaks into the Garden and helps Mike Brown draw up the game winning play.