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[DRIPKAMP @Dripkamp]

Monk Mode and Pedal to the floor. Hii mwaka ijipe 🙏🏾

[Fafa Mukuru @osoroKE]

My buddy alipeleka kijana cdf shule ingine buana after 3 weeks alikuwa anatutishia abrolawi😂😂

Hakumaliza hiyo mwezi huko.

[Seunfunmi T. Fash @Seunfunmi_mi]

When you have a Naughty woman.

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

STEREOTYPES ABOUT DIFFERENT AFRICAN COUNTRIES 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Jack Doe 🗝 ® @anericod]

Tedd's wife 💀 💀 💀 😂 😂 😂

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

What hASS avocado done to you 💔

[Miss Murima 🇰🇪 @Missmurima]

Kenyans😹😹😹

[Lubaby @its_Lubaby_]

Imagine getting dumped and coming on Twitter to find out you were part of a bulk release 💀

[Bro From Siaya @_Sakko]

hii biashara ya kuchota maji alafu unaweka kwa some classy bottles then unazi label vizuri na Kusema unafanya FREE DELIVERY ni kama iko na pesa mingi sana . Kiambu road from Ridgeways to Thindigua Shops za kuuza maji ziko more than 300 na wote wako na clients

[Junkyard diver @Anto_mbuguaa]

Niko tao naona uber inaniitisha anga 1700 kunipeleka thika jameni juu sijui kuna graduation huko thika road na mvua… teke fasta chania 100 bob viti 14 alaf huskii derefa hajawai furahia ivo… hii huwork sana ukiwa tao

[Chocolate 🙂‍↕️ @urFAVprettybrwn]

Sooo four boys jumped my 8 year old son on friday cause he beat them in basketball (he’s fine he held it down his school brother helped him out) .. he’s telling me what happened & I’m getting pissed whole time he’s so excited he got into his first fight! My 5 year old daughter gone say “why you didn’t come get me” .. me and him both said what you was gone do 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

Rwada bruh na manade zinanimaliza 😂😂

[Mwalimu Andrew, Esq. @mwalimuandrew]

All my 700+ Articles.... and I am still alive. The only bucket I have kicked is a bucket of juice... https://t.co/x1Fog2BuAD

[Shosho Light @carolinespencer]

This Ne-Yo concert is expensive AF but the good thing is, I'm so sick of love songs, so you won't see me there

[Certified Roadman @SteeNyamu]

Kama mzazi amekuruhusu utumie gari yake kuenda errands ama kuenda shule wewe tumia.
Bora usikunywe, usivite sigara ama bangi na usidinyane kwa gari.
Gari irudi ikiwa sawa, that's how trust between you and your parent is also built.
Don't struggle to be humble/fit in.

[Emmanuel Chege @chege_manu]

Huwa uko mjinga saidi.. if he serves two terms back to back he still remains the 5th.

[fat shady. @lkjhgmn_]

that "inarecord kweli" is up there with "Tay Keith Fuck these niggas up"

[Kimath!. @Kimathi_One]

Kuna fictional stories I used to read on Sunday Nation by mwalimu Andrew(Dre). A fictional head master at mwisho wa lami primary school. Buana that guy was so satirical and humorous. I should get back to reading those stories nione kama bado huwa anaenda kutoa lock at Hitlers'.

[DRIPKAMP @Dripkamp]

@M0rgz___ @roywahome9 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[chepkemoi♡ @Chep1_]

Screened at the airport, not positive for ebola, taken direct to Nairobi hospital and got isolated😂😂