🔞 Marin von Zhelezov, MD, PhD 🧙🏻‍♂️

"The Oppenheimer of memes"

"An ogre amongst trolls!"

"When I feel sad I open your feed"

MD, PhD

[🔞 Marin von Zhelezov, MD, PhD 🧙🏻‍♂️ @drironbrain]

Every time an evil doctor dies I masturbate 3 times and if they were some big regulator I have an orgy with 3 hookers.

[🔞 Marin von Zhelezov, MD, PhD 🧙🏻‍♂️ @drironbrain]

"Recent studies of medical errors have estimated errors may account for as many as 251,000 deaths annually in the United States (U.S)., making medical errors the third leading cause of death. "
https://t.co/EEcTZNXAUl

[🔞 Marin von Zhelezov, MD, PhD 🧙🏻‍♂️ @drironbrain]

"What will the patient complain of if they have a paralyzed extraocular muscle?"

I've been teaching anatomy for 11 years and every time without exception students answer with one of these:

"They will go blind"
"Blurred vision"
"Headache"
"They won't be able to see"

[🔞 Marin von Zhelezov, MD, PhD 🧙🏻‍♂️ @drironbrain]

preparing to post on social media:

[🔞 Marin von Zhelezov, MD, PhD 🧙🏻‍♂️ @drironbrain]

shut down and changed her table.

[🔞 Marin von Zhelezov, MD, PhD 🧙🏻‍♂️ @drironbrain]

I was invited to the new doctors' graduation party and next to me sat an endoCRINGEologist and I started discussing my thyroid case and experience and her first questio nwas "How much was your TSH" and that made me super angry, angry I tell you, I saw red in my eyes, I wanted to

[🔞 Marin von Zhelezov, MD, PhD 🧙🏻‍♂️ @drironbrain]

see blood like a surgeon eager to return back to work after summer holidays, so I scolded her that if this is the first question she asks she is incompetent, she doesn't udnerstand shit about endocrinology and dumb doctors like her have kept me sick for decades and she

[🔞 Marin von Zhelezov, MD, PhD 🧙🏻‍♂️ @drironbrain]

Well, I guess I must move to X

[🔞 Marin von Zhelezov, MD, PhD 🧙🏻‍♂️ @drironbrain]

The purpose of ENFPs is to direct INTJs to build a Utopia instead of man-made horrors beyond your comprehension.

[🔞 Marin von Zhelezov, MD, PhD 🧙🏻‍♂️ @drironbrain]

Pollen is just vegan bukkake.

[🔞 Marin von Zhelezov, MD, PhD 🧙🏻‍♂️ @drironbrain]

You: evidence-based medicine

Me: based medicine

We are not the same.

[🔞 Marin von Zhelezov, MD, PhD 🧙🏻‍♂️ @drironbrain]

it is what it is