Jennifer A. White

mom, passionate dentist, enjoys humor

[Jennifer A. White @drjenwhite]

@SamuelLJackson If you're a flat earther, all snakes are snakes on a plain.

I couldn’t help myself.

[Jennifer A. White @drjenwhite]

So I hear there is a shortage of cars because they don’t have enough microchips. Maybe if they didn’t use them all in the vaccine, I could get a new zoom zoom… 🙄

#sarcasm #justforfun #vaccine #VaccinesWork

[Jennifer A. White @drjenwhite]

The teaspoon measuring spoon is the kitchen version of the garage’s 10 mm socket.

[Jennifer A. White @drjenwhite]

Zach: “wow, this guy has a beautiful face (Bradley Cooper) and this girl looks a bit sassy (@ladygaga).”

True story, bud. 😂

[Jennifer A. White @drjenwhite]

Me (mocking husband): “This burrito is too spicy. I’m so cold.” Oh my God, who are you and what did you do with my husband?

Him: F%@k you.

#MarriedLife #13Years

[Jennifer A. White @drjenwhite]

@teambritewhite Happy Mother’s Day, Ma!

[Jennifer A. White @drjenwhite]

@jimmyfallon “That’s T-I-M.”
“Who the f—k is Tim?”
“Too much information.”
“That’s TMI.”
#MomQuotes

[Jennifer A. White @drjenwhite]

@jimmyfallon “That happens like 25/12s”
“What?”
“You know like all the time!”
“You mean 24/7.”
#MomQuotes

[Brite White Dental @teambritewhite]

Down to my last little bit of Colgate with Triclosan #Sadness and unlike original Diet Pepsi, this ain’t coming back. I will be searching for a Crest product I like - the ones who invented the Stannous Fluoride formula at Indiana U in the 1950s. What’s your favorite toothpaste?

[Jennifer A. White @drjenwhite]

Zane loves it at @ZSplashVillage #DrumstickCam

[Jennifer A. White @drjenwhite]

Zach’s favorite place in the world is @ZSplashVillage #DrumstickCam

[Jennifer A. White @drjenwhite]

"Everyone of the staff members are very friendly..." - Read the full review: https://t.co/sron2r4noA

[Jennifer A. White @drjenwhite]

@GuinnessUS #StacheForCharity #GreenHut #BayCityMichigan #TheGreatGuinnessToast

[Jennifer A. White @drjenwhite]

::10 minutes into Pregame show::

My six year old: Is there going to be a football game?

Me: 💀

#ThingsKidsSay #MyEntertainment #WhoNeedsTV

[Jennifer A. White @drjenwhite]

Zach: Patriots!? I will root for the Patriots! (His school’s mascot). Mom who are you rooting for?

Me: Good commercials.

#SuperBowlLIII

[Jennifer A. White @drjenwhite]

Let me tell you about why I love #Shipt.
1) My order would have been $45 with tip included. I just spent $119.20.
2) I’m a dentist that saw 8 patients in the 45 minutes I was in there and had to explain the Mountain Dew in my cart.
In conclusion, I save time, money and breath.

[Jennifer A. White @drjenwhite]

Today’s workout has been brought to you by the letter M. #OlBlue #MyMindIsWeird

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@ZSplashVillage is always a fun time! #DrumstickCam

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This is the entire list #Amazon. They just want the box.

[Jennifer A. White @drjenwhite]

Couple walks in

Her: do we need a cart?
Him: what’s on the list?
Me: doesn’t matter, it’s Target, you always need a cart.
Him: she has a point

#Target