NOT the former UK Secretary of State for Defence & former Conservative MP for N Somerset. Best expense claimer, 2009. GP 30 years ago. Adam's mate. #parody
@caromitchell1 I'm trying my best to deflect from everything we squandered south of the border. How am I doing?
(and do you want to buy any unusable PPE?)
@ARWURZELBS3@Mark_J_Harper I think the beach should be closed so we can pump out sewage there in peace. Also it would protect against the chance of small boats arriving in Clevedon (send them to Weston super Mare!)
@ColinStamp I’ve got to make the cash now. Some of us are looking unemployment square in the face come the GE. I’ll be down the food banks with my current constituents if I’m not corrup.. I mean careful.