Michael Johnson, PhD

Emeritus Professor. Biostatistician. Dad. Astros fan. Trump is a criminal. Vaccines do not cause autism. Trash cans did not strike out Cody Bellinger 17 times.

[Michael Johnson, PhD @DrMichael_J]

@CGasparino I'm the one who's idiotically apoplectic? Have you seen the replies to my post? So called alpha males are the most easily triggered snowflakes on here.

[Michael Johnson, PhD @DrMichael_J]

@wr0ngwh0le they could reschedule

[Michael Johnson, PhD @DrMichael_J]

Exactly. SNL knows what Shane Gillis is. Two weeks after the Cornell story broke, they have him on in NYCity? Is Lorne Michaels exceedingly tone deaf, or just senile? Why not just book the Cornell 7 as hosts? Umar and Winston not available?

[𐙚𝒪𝓂𝑒𝓃𝒶���💗 @Debonperc]

Hosts at SNL are not allowed to go rogue. They cannot use unapproved material in their monologues. So while Shane Gillis is an absolute piece of misogynistic and gelatinous shit who has clearly never set foot in a gym, we must also hold accountable the room of people who approved the content. No one thought it was problematic or had the fortitude to say, hey, this is not ok and we’re not giving rape culture a platform. Those ‘jokes’ put women in danger and there’s nothing fucking funny about it.

[Michael Johnson, PhD @DrMichael_J]

@Timodc 😳

[Michael Johnson, PhD @DrMichael_J]

@elonmusk @grok @bot Hi Ellsworth! Go Fuck Yourself!

[Michael Johnson, PhD @DrMichael_J]

"they agree because I said they agree."

@JohnCornyn @SenTedCruz @RepLuttrell

Y'all live in shame for eternity.

[Evan @daviddunn177]

“You said Russia and Ukraine agreed to a ceasefire but both sides say they have not agreed to that.”

“They agree. You know why? Because I said you agree.”

He’s also like this when a woman doesn’t agree to what he wants.

[Michael Johnson, PhD @DrMichael_J]

@elonmusk
Hey Ellsworth! Just wanted to pop in and say Go Fuck Yourself. For no particular reason. They are legion; you pick.

[Michael Johnson, PhD @DrMichael_J]

Yes it is insane.

[Joni Askola @joni_askola]

It’s insane that Trump signed the Lindsey Graham Act to sanction countries buying Russian oil, just to turn around and buy Russian oil himself

[Michael Johnson, PhD @DrMichael_J]

'lifting sanctions' Brit? The US just IMPOSED SANCTIONS 2 weeks ago which Trump signed. The US is the first to *violate them. Not 'lift' them.

[Brit Hume @brithume]

He's right.

[Michael Johnson, PhD @DrMichael_J]

Be a lighthouse, not a weathervane.

[Michael Johnson, PhD @DrMichael_J]

Our government is a split personality. A rogue, criminal, schizophrenic nation against itself and the world.

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Trump on Russian diesel &
Zelensky response

[Bricktop_NAFO @Bricktop_NAFO]

Just when you didn’t think Donald Trump couldn’t drag American deeper into the depths of depravity.

I’m fucking disgusted. Absolutely fucking disgusted.

[Michael Johnson, PhD @DrMichael_J]

Can anyone answer this honest question: didn't the US Congress pass sanctions on Russia for this kind of trading just a couple weeks ago? Is the WH now violating the very sanctions passed by the Congress?

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

Donald Trump again spitting on the graves of every dead Ukrainian. He’s again spitting on the graves of every American service member killed in his war against Iran. He’s making crystal clear again that he is not on the side of the free world. Tell me again that he’s not a Russian asset. Go ahead.

[Michael Johnson, PhD @DrMichael_J]

@MeidasTouch Didn't the Congress just pass sanctions on Russia a couple weeks ago? The Lindsay Graham thing?

So, we defy our own sanctions, and we are absurd criminals.

Or, soon we'll have a statement that gosh, the Genius didn't know about that law, bc no one told him. He'll TACO.

[Michael Johnson, PhD @DrMichael_J]

@JessicaTarlov Yes, like everything else from the WH: a cosmic joke. on us.

[Senator Mark Kelly @SenMarkKelly]

Pete Hegseth announced that the Department of Defense would publicly execute Nidal Hasan and live stream the execution. There is no doubt that Nidal Hasan is a murderer who took the lives of 13 people and injured dozens. He should face justice for that. But a public execution? Here in the United States? It’s the kind of thing Iran and the Taliban do. Is this who we want to be associated with? Pete Hegseth’s campaign of “maximum lethality” and his comments about “killing people” and now his desire to publicly execute a prisoner indicate to me that his expiration date in this job has long passed. He should be removed immediately. And this administration needs to reevaluate its priorities. How about they trade glorifying violence for solving some problems and delivering for the American people? We need to be reminded of the nation we can be at our best. As President Ronald Reagan said “compassion, vision, and a fundamental sense of decency are the hallmarks of our national character.” That is not what we’ve seen from this President and his administration. We need to find that again.

[Terry Virts @AstroTerry]

If you want to create more terrorists who hate us, you do exactly this.

[Michael Johnson, PhD @DrMichael_J]

Execute the convicted terrorist according to the law. But this?

Cruel. Barbaric. Exactly what you'd expect from a nazi freak like Pete Hegseth.

You 3 could do something, but you don't
@JohnCornyn @SenTedCruz @RepLuttrell

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Public will be able to watch firing squad execution of Fort Hood attacker, US Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth says https://t.co/DNCe2z8N2Y

[Michael Johnson, PhD @DrMichael_J]

@elonmusk How much K did it take to see that path, Ellsworth?

[Michael Johnson, PhD @DrMichael_J]

@herotimeszero Made me laugh but I'm down for the exoskeleton to keep him upright. Soon he'll be Baron Harkonnen with the suspensors and literally levitate.