All light has left the universe. There is only darkness. Even though the 49ers, Kings and A’s have all been mathematically eliminated from the 2025 playoffs there is still a sliver of hope for all. All I want for Christmas is Mason Graham to the #49ers. A hero to all mankind.
Guide To Getting to NBA Finals:
1. Sign with the Sacramento Kings
2. Spend a short time in Basketball Hell
3. Get fired/traded for the wrong reasons
4. Join a better situation
5. Reach the Finals
Elizabeth Warren, Bernie Sanders, and the rest aren’t dumb enough to actually think Elon Musk has a trillion dollars in cash waiting to be taxed.
They just think their followers are dumb enough to think that. And they are.
Many have inquired whether this is related to my long rumored ska comeback.
I can confirm it is not.
As my family relocates to Colorado, my focus remains on securing a position in the whiskey department at Total Wine & More.
The Warriors reportedly have a ‘grand plan’ to potentially acquire Kawhi Leonard AND LeBron James 👀
Step 1: Sign LeBron James using the $15M NTMLE
Step 2: Trade Jimmy Butler, Brandin Podziemski, and two first-round picks for Kawhi Leonard
That would leave Golden State with:
🏀 Steph Curry
🏀 LeBron James
🏀 Kawhi Leonard
Scary. 😳
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@DamonBruce but wait… there’s more. they literally attached an unprotected 1st to get rid of Harrison Barnes (who is also playing in the finals) so they could sign…….. Demar Derozen
As a @SacramentoKings fan I knew this #nbafinals was coming: @knicks v @spurs. Mike Brown, the right coach the Kings fired vs @swipathefox , the asset the Kings traded for a liability no one else wanted. What an absolute joke. Great job, @Vivek . Brilliant