Ross Webster

Twitter Octopus. Speech & Language Therapist @DysphagiaGR. Star Trek @StrTrk1701. Podcast @SnapTrek

[Ross Webster @droneandamoeba]

It's easy for me to sit here and criticise.

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@thameswater Do we have the right to swim in the sea?

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I'm only here to complain

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Despite my 8 years of almost exclusively streaming it's currently easier and better value to just buy the DVD

[SnapTrek @SnapTrek]

🚨New Episode Alert!🚨 We're caught in a temporal causality loop as we have a rematch between TNG's "Cause and Effect" and Discovery's "Magic to Make the Sanest Mad Go Mad". Join us for poker and dancing as we celebrate our 50th episode! #StarTrek

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Obviously the Lord of the Rings is set in the far future

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Does Darth Maul ever brush his teeth? #TweetsByBasil

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This poem
Is Tetris
Reading it
You'll find
The letters
Have aligned
Just right
Deleting the

[Ross Webster @droneandamoeba]

Writing bespoke Twitter Sonnets
Means knowing brevity's a strength
Stick to the character limits
Also reduce the stanza's length
Complete this line, with it's own rhyme
Ignore syllables you haven't cut yet
Finish with a rhyming couplet

[Volunteers Network CIC @Volunteersnw]

New Lego club. Only £1 per family come and have fun. Mega blocks also available for younger children.

#eastbourne #eastsussex #volunteersnetworkcic #langneyvillage #langneycommunity #langney #langneycommunitycentre #langneycommunitycafe #legoclub

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So this is the scene where a dinosaur pops out and eats the Universal executive

[We Got This Covered @wgtc_site]

Universal Reportedly Wants A Fast & Furious And Jurassic World Crossover - https://t.co/RKw1DHHU2d #FastampFurious #JurassicWorld

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All I want to do on Twitter is write tiny sentences

[Yintaru @strtrk1701]

Pike to the left of screen!
Burnham to the right!
Here I am, Spock in the middle with Hugh.

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At breakfast Basil said something outrageous & rude but then followed it with "...is exactly what Roald Dahl would say."

So I let it go, because it was appropriately referenced #TweetsByBasil

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Are parents & teachers about to do the governments job for them?

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Family game night? Jenga always goes down well

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Last Christmas, didn't spend it apart, but when we got to May we had to stay away.

This year, we're all assigned Tiers, so we don't give it to someone special

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@gary_webster85 Those pencil pushers at InGen make me sick!

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Still the greatest unsolved film mystery - What was wrong with the Triceratops in Jurassic Park?

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@i6eight @BuserBrooks Do you really find it shocking that we would object to what he is doing? Or just that we responded on social media?

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@BuserBrooks Please reconsider whether this is the right thing to do. You are offering your unproven opinion on reality as fact, to people who don't have the resources to check your work. Honestly surprised that these actions are even considered legal?