drooglyman

still getting the hang of twitter

[drooglyman @drooglyman]

welcome to twittervision

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON.

[Sasha @servingcapreal]

could a country in severe decline do THIS?

[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad @Ahmadinejad1956]

@fredzannarbor @Kaepernick7 @CoachJim4UM With a hard work ethic Inshallah the U of M will return to its glory days.

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

Alabama fans chant “Kill Deboer” after a tough loss to Indiana https://t.co/B6LjoxeEga

[teryn @youngtiddy]

myrrh? i hardly nyrrh

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Absolutely terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

[drooglyman @drooglyman]

@mykixiii @theashleyray Getaway

[Jake 🕊️ @moviefan67]

i think my most misogynistic belief, and i apologize in advance, is that i’ve noticed that, and again i am sorry to say this, sometimes women don’t finish their cans of sparkling water as frequently as men do.

[Garrett Gilchrist @TygerbugGarrett]

NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democrat leadership. Young, charismatic, exciting candidates who energize the party, that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold to big capital.

CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one

PELOSI: Take the shot

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

TRUTH BOMB 💣 this guy is a Pedophile. I also made him President

[Alumni Association of the University of Michigan @michiganalumni]

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[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I'm sick

[just Dave @davelebies]

they should schedule doctor appts like

DOORS 8:15
Nurse 8:25
Doctor 8:40

[The Onion @TheOnion]

De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’ https://t.co/WlegDUD0A1

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

@xank_the_tank this account has always been about DN

[Is Ken Jennings Hosting Jeopardy! This Week? @IsKenHosting]

Ken Jennings will be the sole host of the syndicated version of Jeopardy! effective immediately.

[Sera Koulabdara @SeraKoulabdara]

YES

[SBF @SBF_FTX]

1) What