Chudly Jones Sr.

Only on Tuesdays

[vi @vimentality7]

I feel molested when the guy in die antwoord starts rapping

[theleahfiles @leahfiles]

They tell you Flock cameras are there to fight crime.

So I pulled the actual police logs from my new favorite website (haveibeenflocked . com). 233 million searches that they have been able to get via FOIA requests and here's what "fighting crime" actually looks like:

> 84% had no case number at all
> The most common reason a cop typed in the box? Blank, nothing
> Only about 9% were even tagged as a real crime.
> "Test" and "training" show up as reasons, run on real people's cars
> The FBI and Homeland Security were wired into local camera networks your town never signed off on.

So what is Flock?

FLOCK: 100,000+ plate cameras bolted to poles across America. They read your plate everywhere you drive and never forget.

NOVA: Flock's AI that turns your plate into you. Your name, address, family, everyone you know, in seconds, no warrant.

SIGNALTRACE: a competitor's tool that tracks the Bluetooth off your phone, your AirPods, your watch. Doesn't even need your plate.

Then I followed the money and the lead investor behind Flock also funds an Israeli company that can hack cameras and change the footage. Another lead investor backs a 911 app that flips on your phone's camera and mic. Trace it all the way back and you hit a former Israeli prime minister and Jeffrey Epstein's money.

Full article with photos and receipts is on my Substack now (link in bio). Enjoy!

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

you’re so fucking weird do you wanna hang out together forever

[Blight Yoakam @BlightYoakam]

Shout out to the social media person for Tucson Firefighters

[Chudly Jones Sr. @dropdinkdavis]

The simple truth is I deserve to lose-KKTX

[Chudly Jones Sr. @dropdinkdavis]

My body is a cage

[Intelschizo @Schizointel]

Happy Interlocking fields of double canister grape shot day to those who celebrate!

[(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ SIRI SEIKO ♥ @j2trippy]

turn that poop into wine lives in my head rent free

[redrum @griffisu]

apple watch app that detects when your heart stops and auto uploads a photo of half your face half xxxtentacion to all your socials

[Fountain Ghoul @FountainGhoul]

🚨ITS WORLD CUP GAMEDAY IN KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI‼️

[RAZORWIRE @RazorwireRPG]

Winner winner, chicken dinner

[armywife @ILOVEARMYWIVEZ]

Really enjoy the autism i have that when I heard someone call another person a "daft cunt" the first note of robot rock played in my head almost a fraction of a second before the word cunt was even uttered

[JOKAMRREDPILLZ @JOKAQARMY1]

Palantir and what it does

[Chudly Jones Sr. @dropdinkdavis]

https://t.co/UELtCtj0cy

[Chudly Jones Sr. @dropdinkdavis]

Mistakes like Fractures

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

(The Mamas & The Papas but they're severely dehydrated and maybe something else is wrong too) All the pee is brown