Darren Stride

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

a pizza is basicaly a real-time pie chart of how much pizza i am going to eat

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Can the next person who dies bring up some tea bags

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Leaving it too late to correct someone, meaning you must live with your new name forever