drseesaw

oh my god ew I'm covered in phonetic substance

[drseesaw @drseesaw]

this is my life goal btw

[Reagent @ReagentTroika]

The furry juxtaposition can be so jarring sometimes, you'll have so many unexpected moments moments of

"UWU I'm a widdle fox! Gimmy tweats ands scwitche- hang on I gotta answer this.... Hello, Cambridge University, Professor of Linguistics speaking!"

[drseesaw @drseesaw]

this 5000 year old woman from the pontic-caspian steppe still pronounces hundred the old fashioned way!!

[Emily Liu @_emilyliu_]

anyone more into economics than i am naively believes in human rationality

anyone less into economics than i am can't do math

only i have achieved the perfect level of market-informed policy analysis

[drseesaw @drseesaw]

It's so fucked up how all of psychology is bs theory-impoverished correlationslop except for all the bits I like which are cool and rigourous actually

[drseesaw @drseesaw]

@BlueGreenblue3 @amazonmilkfrog @AstroRose20 Broke: the language you speak determines cognition.

Woke: the language you speak determines your phenotype.

[drseesaw @drseesaw]

@amazonmilkfrog @BlueGreenblue3 @AstroRose20 Phonologists can account for varieties with a 3 way distinction between shitting, sharting, and farting with only two distinctive features: [±solid] and [±gas]

[drseesaw @drseesaw]

@BlueGreenblue3 This is what I hear every time I talk to conlangers

[aeschines @PseudoAeschines]

New purchase today…

[f🫍🔻 @hoonenjoyer]

british people’s version of “97-year old diner still serves coke the old fashioned way” is always mentioning how school singing assemblies have “trained” us for concerts lmfao we get it man we get it

[drseesaw @drseesaw]

@1000flatplows gay men kissing 🤤🤤

[drseesaw @drseesaw]

White guy on Grindr I've never spoken to before just wished me happy moon festival in Chinese. He is 300 miles away. Thanks king ig

[drseesaw @drseesaw]

Why is he talking about being bi like a wasian slam poet

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Kit Connor spoke a little about his experience being bisexual:

“It's the experience that maybe you're too straight to be gay and too gay to be straight. So it's like, 'Where do I sit?'"

[drseesaw @drseesaw]

@luna1516_ That's 3 billion kirks wtf

[drseesaw @drseesaw]

Thank you vlebooks for setting my font to comic sans every other time I use your service you've perfectly anticipated my needs

[drseesaw @drseesaw]

@candidatechains Ooh hell yeah that's awesome

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

this could have been a dril all-timer

[drseesaw @drseesaw]

Stupid chud wordcel can't reliably write schwas the right way round I'll never be a real shape rotator :(

[Like a Dirty French Novel @TVU1969]

Souvlaki is a non Shoegaze fans idea of a good Shoegaze record, which means it's a good album, because Shoegaze fans are morons

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

biology is woke chemistry. chemistry is woke physics. physics is woke math.