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@Number10cat “Burnham’s given me a blinder! Right behind the eyes!”

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@reformexposed Why are the metro blurring the face of the nonce fan?

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@anon_opin In most runs of the spider man comics the webs are created and fired mechanically. Very few have spider man organically producing web.

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@NotFarLeftAtAll Why are you so scared of them?

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@Iromg Has someone hurt you?

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@BotFinderUK Balls and Scoats

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@Parody_PM I hope they’re not sat behind a desk!

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@anon_opin A friend’s young child used to refer to it as a “Diddy”. That could have very different connotations now!

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@ceefaux I’m still upset that the “I can’t believe it’s not butter” people rejected my last tango in Paris based advert for their product.

[Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

Reform UK’s #Makerfield Candidate @RobKenyonReform can’t answer a simple question.

This isn’t new politics, it’s dodging simple questions.

Share far and wide!

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@premierleague Sky sports news will have something to talk about 😂

[Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

Let’s not forget this today #Makerfield.

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@CheapPanini Evil Roy Cropper?

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@The_Ambassador_ Does the toupee at least cover the knob on his head?

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@dank_ackroyd So they’re sending them with Evri?

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@lukeaaronmoore

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@FittonLady @reformexposed @RobKenyonReform @WiganCouncil

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@RobKenyonReform

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@Parody_PM Dude where’s my councillor’s allowance.

Rob & Lee go to only whites castle