Kern

Inventor of DrugShipping

[Kern @drugshipping]

If you own a gym, a med spa, a clinic, or a fitness page and you aren’t selling prescriptions to your own audience yet, you’re leaving millions on the table

Right now your own members and followers are walking out of your building, going home, and paying Hims or Ro $200 a month for prescriptions they would’ve rather bought from you

Think about how backwards that is

Hims had to spend over $900 million on ads last year just to convince strangers on the internet to trust them

You ALREADY have the trust

A gym owner has 500 members who signed up specifically to lose fat and build muscle

A med spa has 1,500 women who already trust them with needles and lasers on their face

A fitness creator has thousands of followers asking what to take for their energy, hairline, and gut every single day

Instead of monetizing that trust with a $40 supplement code or a one-time service, you can bolt a white-label prescription brand straight onto your business

We call it drugshipping

You own the brand name and the customer relationship, and you rent the entire 50-state medical infrastructure behind the scenes:

- Medical weight loss protocols (GLP-1s & oral tablets)
- Testosterone & hormone optimization ($15 at-home blood panels as the front door)
- Custom prescription skincare that locks in med spa treatments
- Hair regrowth drops & capsules
- Daily blood-flow & bedroom performance meds
- Postpartum & female hormone recovery stacks

Look at how the flow actually works for your customer:

1. They scan a QR code on your front desk mirror or click the link in your bio
2. They fill out a 2-minute medical intake on their phone
3. A licensed clinician in their state reviews the chart (and bloodwork, if needed) and decides if a prescription fits
4. Our partner pharmacy ships the medication straight to their door with YOUR logo on the box
5. Their card auto-rebills every 30 days inside your branded patient portal

You don’t hire a single doctor, lease extra floor space, or touch a vial

And unlike a gym membership or a supplement tub that people forget about and cancel, nobody cancels the prescription keeping 30lbs off their waist or the hair on their head

Put just 250 of your existing customers onto a $199/mo protocol and you just added $49,750/mo in recurring revenue for $0 in ad spend

At Tessic, we built the entire backend so you can plug and play: licensed prescribers in all 50 states, partner pharmacy fulfillment, at-home lab testing, patient portal, billing, and LegitScript + payment processing support

Stop letting random Instagram ads get rich off your customers

Book a call here and we’ll set up your brand: https://t.co/xfnrlhuOG7

[Kern @drugshipping]

Gargling Listerine right before a date so your breath smells good will literally kill your erection an hour later

Guys sit on the edge of the bed blaming nerves, whiskey, or low testosterone while the bottle of blue mouthwash on their sink is what shut off blood flow down there

Do you know how an erection actually works? Blood vessels down there need a gas called nitric oxide to relax so blood can rush in and lock itself in place

About half your body's backup nitric oxide supply starts on the back of your tongue, where good bacteria turn nitrates from your food and saliva into nitrite every time you swallow. Swish antiseptic mouthwash for 30 seconds and you wipe out 99% of those bacteria on contact

Harvard and Queen Mary University researchers tested twice-a-day mouthwash on healthy adults and watched nitrite levels tank while blood pressure jumped within days (btw the alcohol-free antibacterial ones with chlorhexidine are worse cause they coat your tongue for 12 hours)

Use a $6 copper tongue scraper and regular toothpaste before going out, eat steak or arugula a couple hours ahead, and leave antibacterial mouthwash for people with dental stitches

Funny thing is men's sexual health is a massive cash-pay market for this exact reason. Guys Google why they went soft at 1am and pay on their phone in 30 seconds cause zero grown men want to sit in a bright waiting room explaining that to their family doctor

Tessic Health is Shopify for telehealth if you have the traffic or audience to own a men's sexual health or hormone brand (prescribers in all 50 states who review intakes and decide whether to prescribe, partner pharmacies, branded patient portal, and billing)

Book a call at go.tessichealth .com/x

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@HansAmato Men will spend years quietly struggling with this instead of just getting checked 😭 And yeah, sometimes the answer isn't another Cialis dose. Worth figuring out what's changed

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@BohunkSupremacy Bro discovered the Balkan uncle longevity protocol 😭 two beers, three cigarettes and somehow a 40-minute conversation about politics with a complete stranger

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@peptidepirate Lmao people really will build an entire peptide stack before checking if they're eating enough protein 😭 The basics still matter

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@m_goes_distance Imagine finally being able to sleep without that Darth Vader setup 😭 Jokes aside, this could make a massive difference for people who struggle with CPAP. Really interesting results

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@DemocratusMagna Bro increased the dose and accidentally unlocked intermittent fasting 💀 Just make sure you're still getting enough protein in, especially if this keeps happening

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@AbudBakri Lmao everything is so specific and autistically analysed and nit-picked that if you think a top 1% human in terms of physical ability is just sleeping well and eating his veggies and stretching in the morning you're ngmi

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@AlpacaAurelius Sad to see ofc but you can't help but wonder whether this has become our generation's natural selection

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@DocAbirHealth All of us men know damn well the DESTRUCTION a cold/ illness causes to the psyche and yet we never learn🤣 Get well soon big boss

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@pepeDRT Everyone in physics and engineering knows E=mc^2

Welp everyone on health and biohacker twitter knows nicotine+caffeine=protein

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@BarbaraOneillAU Supplements and peptides are never as straightforward as the average bro makes it seem, precisely why u gotta study a bunch and EXPERIMENT. Don't be sheep people

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@Hellomeow0 Tbh if they wanted this much data on me they deserve the trauma f em🤣

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@RetaDiary Ur body probably responds fairly well but like with everything, we humans are adaptable ass mfers so EVENTUALLY what doesn't kill u makes u strong af. Good of u to share ur experience tho

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@BowTiedBroke Big boy found his ailment haha, none of us can die perfectly healthy or without vices so my opinion, if it helps it helps lmao he may get some wiiild gas station lore from it someday to tell the grandkids

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@BowTiedPhys It's human nature big homie, if we don't get stung we'll poke the beehive forever. Each of us has to get our own "scars" to learn

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If you took Accutane, birth control, an SSRI antidepressant, oral finasteride, or heavy antibiotics in your teens or 20s, there is a high chance you switched off the enzyme in your brain that makes you feel alive

And not one doctor who wrote the script ever told you how to turn it back on

Over 80% of adults in their 20s and 30s were handed at least one of those five prescriptions during a 6-minute appointment when they were younger

Now they walk around at 29 saying the exact same sentence:

"I don't feel depressed, I just feel flat. Music doesn't give me chills anymore. My sex drive is at 20%. I wake up tired, my motivation is gone, and my family doctor says my standard bloodwork is completely normal"

Your standard bloodwork is "normal" because your family doctor didn't test the four switches those pills flip inside your nervous system and liver:

-> TheSHBG Handcuff (especially from birth control, Accutane and SSRIs): Oral contraceptives and retinoids force your liver to pump out up to 300% more Sex Hormone Binding Globulin (SHBG). Worse, studies show SHBG can stay elevated for years even after you quit the pill. SHBG handcuffs 98% to 99% of your Free Testosterone in your blood so none of it can reach your brain or pelvic nerves
-> The 5-Alpha-Reductase & Allopregnanolone Crash (from finasteride, SSRIs and Accutane): People think the 5-AR enzyme only turns testosterone into DHT on your scalp. Its real job inside your brain is converting progesterone into Allopregnanolone, your brain's master calming and pleasure neurosteroid. Crush that enzyme and your GABA receptors lose their brake pedal, leaving you stuck in flat, anxious anhedonia
-> The Prolactin Spike (from SSRIs): Serotonin directly stimulates prolactin release in the pituitary. High prolactin chemically deletes dopamine (the molecule of drive, anticipation and libido)
-> The Gut-Dopamine Wipeout (from repeat courses of broad-spectrum antibiotics): Nuking your gut flora wipes out the bacterial strains that regulate intestinal barrier integrity, flooding your blood with endotoxin that inflames your hypothalamus and blunts hormone output

If you've felt muted since taking one of those scripts, stop letting a regular doctor gaslight you and check the actual numbers:

1. Order a blood panel with Free Testosterone, Total Testosterone, SHBG, Prolactin, DHT, Sensitive Estradiol, Progesterone, Pregnenolone and Free T3 (never accept Total Testosterone or TSH alone)
2. Support neurosteroid synthesis at the root: eat 4 whole egg yolks and red meat daily (cholesterol is the direct parent molecule of pregnenolone, progesterone and testosterone), supplement magnesium glycinate, zinc, active B6 (P5P to lower prolactin), and 3g to 5g of glycine before bed
3. Repair the gut barrier with L-glutamine, zinc carnosine and colostrum so endotoxin stops suppressing your pituitary

There are tens of millions of men and women walking around right now who were broken by lazy 6-minute insurance medicine and are desperate for a private telehealth clinic that actually tests their full hormone panel and fixes their biology

That is why operators building cash-pay hormone, sexual health, weight loss, hair and skin brands ("drugshipping") are scaling so fast

With Tessic Health, you own the front-end brand and marketing while we provide the medical infrastructure:
- 50-state network of independent licensed clinicians who review labs and intakes and decide every prescription
- Partner pharmacies and integrated lab panels that fulfill under your brand
- Patient portal, CRM, recurring billing, and LegitScript + payment-processing help

Book a call at go.tessichealth .com/x

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A guy who sleeps 5 hours breathing through his nose wakes up with higher testosterone and a sharper brain than a guy who sleeps 9 hours with his mouth open

If you wake up with a dry mouth, crust on your lips, bad morning breath, or drool on your pillow, you didn't sleep last night

You spent 8 hours lightly choking yourself in the dark

Guys buy a $400 Oura Ring, brag about getting "8.5 hours in bed," and still wake up feeling like they got hit by a garbage truck with a testosterone level sitting at 310 ng/dL

Your nose produces 100% of your brain's nitric oxide, which is why chronic mouth breathers lose up to 15 IQ points and develop a recessed chin and dark under-eye circles by age 25

Look at what happens the second your jaw drops open on the pillow at 1am:

-> Your tongue slides backward into your throat and narrows your upper airway by half
-> Because you aren't pulling air through your nasal sinuses, you lose the nitric oxide gas your sinuses make to dilate the blood vessels in your lungs and brain
-> Every time you exhale through an open mouth, you blow off too much carbon dioxide. Basic physiology (the Bohr Effect) says your red blood cells CANNOT release oxygen into your brain tissue without carbon dioxide present. So your finger pulse-oximeter says 98% oxygen while your brain cells are literally starving for air
-> Every 15 to 20 minutes, your brain senses the oxygen dip and fires a shot of adrenaline and cortisol to jolt your throat muscles open so you don't suffocate

You don't wake up all the way, so you don't remember it in the morning

But that adrenaline spike bumps your brain out of deep slow-wave Delta sleep and REM sleep all night long

And guess when your pituitary gland releases 70% of your daily Testosterone and Growth Hormone?? Strictly during deep uninterrupted slow-wave and REM sleep cycles between 1am and 5am

Chop those cycles up by breathing through your mouth, and you wake up at 7am hormonally castrated with elevated morning cortisol and insulin resistance before your feet even touch the floor

How to fix it tonight for $4:
1. Clear nasal inflammation before bed (saline rinse + ditch late-night dairy/alcohol that swells nasal turbinates)
2. Put a piece of vertical micropore tape over the center of your lips before you turn the lights off so your jaw stays sealed and your tongue stays on the roof of your mouth
3. Sleep on your side instead of flat on your back
4. Pull a morning blood panel checking Total and Free Testosterone, IGF-1, Hematocrit, Estradiol and Fasting Insulin

When guys finally test their blood after years of garbage sleep, half of them realize their hormones and metabolic markers are sitting at the bottom of the reference range

And instead of waiting 3 months for a primary care doctor to tell them "you're fine," they go straight to cash-pay online hormone and longevity telehealth brands

If you own a fitness brand, a clinic, a men's page or an agency, Tessic Health gives you the backend to launch your own telehealth brand in hormones, weight loss, hair, skin or sexual health:
- 50-state network of independent licensed clinicians who review labs and intakes and decide every prescription
- Partner pharmacies that fulfill and ship under your brand logo
- Patient portal, lab testing, renewal billing, and LegitScript + payment-processing support

Book a call at go.tessichealth .com/x

[Kern @drugshipping]

The dose comparisons are honestly ridiculous sometimes 😂 One thing worth remembering is that natural daily testosterone production and injected testosterone aren't directly interchangeable. With injections, ester release, absorption, clearance and individual response all matter. Two guys on 125 mg can end up with completely different bloodwork. Treat the labs, not the number on the syringe

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Restoring insulin-producing beta cells is a massive step, but “cured diabetes completely” is doing a LOT of work here 😭 The big questions are whether the cells survive long-term, whether the immune system attacks them again, and whether this works safely in humans. Incredible research, but let's not announce the cure just yet

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The personalized therapy part is what really gets me. Imagine being able to design a treatment around someone's actual biology instead of relying on trial and error. We're still a long way from custom cures for every disease, but the combination of genomic data, AI and lab automation is going to change medicine dramatically