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Welcome to my bad joke pad. Always looking for my hair clips. She/her Carpe DMs

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I will also cuddle sober.

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Bitch you’re not styling shit.
You’re just skinny….

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Hunger Games is filmed as if at any point it could be a Lady Gaga music video.

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Could you imagine sitting at the p. Terrys drive-thru on Barton after a long day and this shit starts happening?

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The moon was so horny this morning

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@velvetworkshirt Lol the disrespect

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Loaded the dishwasher so perfectly without having to re-arrange anything and I’m thinking to myself, “I have great tits AND IM A TETRIS MASTER!”

[brand nhu @drunk_cuddler]

@tastyalfredo R u ok?

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@lowlife_666_ @TheCaptain_Nemo @marx_knopfler Lmao!!!! Ty I won’t report mine as I don’t wish to upset the average for the other 165lbs max folks 😗

[brand nhu @drunk_cuddler]

@lowlife_666_ The Organ Trail

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@lowlife_666_ Damn. What are they looking for?

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@lowlife_666_ Impossible

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Invite all the boys, I’m having a milkshake yard sale.

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Is it already time to caption the picture of my latte with “IYKYK”?

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Look…..I think the song River Flows in You sucks. Like I’m not compelled, bro.

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I can’t believe I’m a morning person now. I wake up at 5 to 6 to either fight a person, a barbell or a fish. Who am I anymore?

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I forgot my sleeping bag and my rain jacket for this camp trip- dawg I’m about to strut into REI and pay for my mistakes and return them as soon as I’m done.

[brand nhu @drunk_cuddler]

@SeismicTX Mesh cropped t-shirt

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@velvetworkshirt Omg it’s like slapping your knee or a surface because you’re laughing 😲🤔

[brand nhu @drunk_cuddler]

Suck my biblically accurate butt