Kaim Argonar

Attorney/former prosecutor. Lifelong FSU fan. Politically homeless. Anime/video game enthusiast. Incomplete sentences. If I'm tweeting, I'm probably not sober.

[Kaim Argonar @drunkasscat]

Twitter is the best cure for optimism.

[Kaim Argonar @drunkasscat]

@buttonslives It also presumes there is some objective "typical" brain, which is a false assumption.

[Kaim Argonar @drunkasscat]

It also presumes there is some objective "typical" brain, which is a false assumption.

[Christina Buttons @buttonslives]

“Neurodivergent” is much like “nonbinary,” a label with no objective basis that anyone can opt into to make themselves feel special. It confers no unique insight that places a person outside the range of ordinary human variation.

[Charles C. W. Cooke @charlescwcooke]

Put this in the Louvre. The least curious person in history—a person with literally no understanding of what tens of millions of people believe, or why—is meditating aloud about incuriosity.

[Robby Soave @robbysoave]

Bingo. This is why I say support for socialism is an elite phenomenon. It's disproportionately people who bought the lie that a fancy credential is a good investment and now want other people to pay for it.

[Aaron Carr @aaronAcarr]

Meanwhile, in Austin, years of allowing a fck ton of housing to be built have left landlords desperate to fill units, and rents are falling as a result

The most utterly depressing part about NYC’s housing crisis (and the tsunami of human suffering it has unleashed) is that it’s almost entirely a policy choice

[Destroyer of Bad Takes (Emeritus) @_Credible_Hulk]

“Nobody asked for vaccines.
Nobody asked for cars.
Nobody asked for pasteurized milk.
Nobody asked for electricity.
Nobody asked for antibiotics”

(Turns out people don’t ask for awesome technological improvements that make life better. They just enjoy them.)

[Charles C. W. Cooke @charlescwcooke]

I’m thrilled to see that Dua Lipa agrees with the majority opinion in Citizens United.

[Carl @HistoryBoomer]

Trump lost fair and square in 2020. Only women can get pregnant. The Trump assassination attempts were real. Mitch McConnell is alive. Michelle Obama is not a man. Barack Obama is a citizen. America is less racist than most countries. Police stop crime. Tariffs hurt the economy.

[Kaim Argonar @drunkasscat]

@3YearLetterman I bet his law school isn't even in a power 4 conference

[Noam Blum @neontaster]

The Tyler Robinson conspiracy theories really disprove the notion that suspicious circumstances are the thing that gives birth to conspiracy theories. People will just invent conspiracy theories about literally everything.

[Kaim Argonar @drunkasscat]

We're playing like we bet on Belgium on @Kalshi

[Sarah Isgur @whignewtons]

I hope these folks rescinding their endorsements and calling on Platner to drop out will consider calling Lyndsey Fifield to apologize. Doesn’t need to be public, but she warned them before the primary and they attacked her. Reminds me of Rob Hur on Biden’s mental fitness.

[Derrico Henrio (Noah Kahan Superhater) @derrico_henrio]

The most conservative person you know is defending an anchor baby with their lives while the most liberal person you know is calling Europeans faggots for bitching about him playing. The World Cup is beautiful

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

Like how many signals did you need to know this guy was bad news?

[Christina Hoff Sommers @CHSommers]

In case you have forgotten, here are the two political geniuses who recruited Graham Platner.

[Kareem Rifai 🌐 @KareemRifai]

"What do you call Crimea? I call it a part of Russian territory, bitch. That's what I call Crimea. I call it cry me a river. A Russian river."

[LoLNothingMatters @DastDn]

Friedman's ideas are 50 years old. They are hopelessly outdated and don't match the reality of the modern world.

It's time for the fresh and original 18th century mercantilist ideas, and the vibrant novelty of statist autarky recently invented by the Babylonians.

[Charles C. W. Cooke @charlescwcooke]

What's fun about Barrett Derangement Syndrome is that last week she was told how awful she is for her position in the TPS case *despite* having a Haitian child and now she's told how awful she is in the birthright case *because* she has a Haitian child. https://t.co/OHP70FrjRc

[David French @DavidAFrench]

This is a vote for democratic accountability. Agency and commission heads should be subject to elected officials.