drunk landscaper

Permanently landscaping (drunk) | Social PI-KAP (didn’t attend the school) | Rockland High dropout

[drunk landscaper @drunklandscaper]

Got this shit blasting on the tv between classes and the random roommate who lives in the hole in the wall is sitting here mucking breakfast listening to heater and schmaltz talk about butt plugs and back tats. He doesn’t know it’s a hockey show😂😂😂@heatdaddy69420 @J_Swish24

[drunk landscaper @drunklandscaper]

The podcast I like to listen to hasn’t released today’s episode and I’m on my way to work. This leads me to my only option which is watching reels for the entire hour commute #iwannajerkoffinbedallday

[drunk landscaper @drunklandscaper]

52 minutes of talking about that fucking retard. Commute ruined. Monday ruined. Thought about putting on the tennis podcast for 26 minutes @BarstoolBigCat

[drunk landscaper @drunklandscaper]

@PardonMyTake how the literal fuck am I 42 minutes into your podcast and you are still talking about 56 year old LeBron James?? This is fucking stupid

[drunk landscaper @drunklandscaper]

@PardonMyTake how the literal fuck am I 42 minutes into your podcast and you are still talking about 56 year old LeBron James?? This is fucking stupid

[drunk landscaper @drunklandscaper]

Shut up phaggot

[Randal “Racked” Meyer @Randal2faded]

If you’re going to ASU because you saw online that it’s a “party” school you’re in for a rude awakening. SEC bars and parties clear by a mile.

[drunk landscaper @drunklandscaper]

Trading in my putter today for a df3😃😃😃

[drunk landscaper @drunklandscaper]

I want to leave work and drink 56 chilled alcoholic Bevs with my friends. I’m a fucking sheep for working this 8-5 #fademe

[drunk landscaper @drunklandscaper]

Omg🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Coach Dana Holgerson @playcallerdana]

“Yeah babe, I’ll for sure take corny ass pics with you. Is it cool if I wear a dev camp jersey I got off sideline swap so everyone thinks I want to natty camp even tho I’ve never played higher than AA?”

[drunk landscaper @drunklandscaper]

New to the north shore. It’s quite fucking insane how many dot heads are at the planet fitness in Burlington #what

[drunk landscaper @drunklandscaper]

Start my full time gig tomorrow. My childhood is officially over. Mixed feelings. Mom’s ordering Chinese food for dinner. Sad to see a great 22 years come to an end. Here’s to the rat race to death, Sunday night shoot around on the childhood hoop. 🙁 #shrink

[drunk landscaper @drunklandscaper]

If u wear these shoes w dress pants and a polo u are an auto phag no questions asked

[Will “the thrill” Reichard @will_reichard16]

40 years startingggggg now #matrix #fmcl

[drunk landscaper @drunklandscaper]

If ur from Boston and posted anything about those retards winning u have rightfully so been traded to Chicago sports for future considerations

[drunk landscaper @drunklandscaper]

That Minnesota Wild team 1.) has to be the best team to ever lose in 5 and 2.) the best team ever to get eliminated in the second round

[drunk landscaper @drunklandscaper]

THE TORONTO WHO GET THE FIRST PICK??????? #LeafsForever

[drunk landscaper @drunklandscaper]

@paulieredsox Let’s role over and have no reaction👍

[drunk landscaper @drunklandscaper]

How many times this year as a bruins fan have you asked yourself if that’s the worst period of the year

[drunk landscaper @drunklandscaper]

@MattThomasCPA U have to be the biggest cuck on this app

[drunk landscaper @drunklandscaper]

@dustnstuff41 Go send a dick pic

[drunk landscaper @drunklandscaper]

@dustnstuff41 A bag of pucks for Jordan Harris so our defense can learn how to shoot towards the net!

[Bruins Mafia @BruinsMafia]

What do you think we trade Hampus Lindholm for this summer? Lol