Scooter Finklestein

Dust, bud light and women. I love getting rocked with my buddies lol. Sidney Crosby’s a pussy. Former Farmingdale State College Hockey Manager.

[Scooter Finklestein @dustnstuff41]

Baseball is so gay #thatsbaseball

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Can’t wait to hit the bar tmrw, stare and chicks and talk to zero of them. I am nasty at that

[Scooter Finklestein @dustnstuff41]

I am fucking rocked 🤣🦦 <— me
#beer #nbaplayoffs

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Back at it again with a +1000 parlay. I legit have zero coin. If Evan Mobley fucks me he will be receiving a disgusting gruesome instagram DM from me that should put me in prison #nba #nyc 🤑🥶

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Can’t believe my +1500 parlays ruined because of ajay mitchell. Idk if I can really be mad at the guy tho. More mad at myself for being retarded enough to let my even more retarded buddy convince me to put him in the parlay in the first place #nba #sga 🖕🏻🫪

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James Harden is one fat bastard #nba #meatball

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Wow did I just throw 100 bucks on the hurricanes?? Yep. May as well have thrown the 100 on the black stripper that was riding my Johnson last night 😂😂 that girl smelt like Wendy’s 🤢 #stripper #iamback

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Bruins go 0/3 at home. Awesome. Looks like the boys got up to no good last night with the sniff and booze. Guess I don’t really blame em, but my god win a fucking game at home #nhl

[Scooter Finklestein @dustnstuff41]

Swayman should be getting a hummer by every single bruins players wife in the locker room #nhl #blowjob

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If Swayman’s wife doesn’t let him do whatever he wants to her tonight he’s more than welcome to plow my gf #nhlbruins

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Morgan Geekie. Knew I saw someone who looked like him at the strippy last night doin bumps. Guy couldn’t score a slut rn. Fucking scumbag #bruins

[Scooter Finklestein @dustnstuff41]

If Zach benson got hit by a fucking school bus nobody would give a shit. I’d do Fortnite emotes naked outside of TD Garden. I hate the midget.

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Kinda weird all these ai pictures going around about Diego Pavia and the Ravens signing him to a contract. Wild what ai can do nowadays. He probably got no bitches at vandy now that I think about it😭who wants to go wheel the 5’7 special needs looking dude. Nobody brotha✌🏻#pavia

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Just wanted to take a second to say how happy I am that jacked dude from Nigeria who’s never played football before got drafted and meanwhile Diego Pavia works at Sonic taking fast food orders wearing a gay hat and roller blades. Get fucked pussy, I hate you!#diegopavia

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@drunklandscaper actually do you just wanna go buddy? I’d stuff you in a locker and steal ur lunch money nerd

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If someone on the bruins doesn’t drop the fucking gloves in this final 10 minutes I may loose my mind. Send a fucking message and beat someone’s face in. 6-0. The most pathetic hockey game I’ve watched. Zero heart or kill. Miserable hockey #bruins

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What’s this nonsense I’m hearing about some dork bouncer kicking macklin cellebrini out of a bar last night? Get off ur high horse u fat retard. The kid had 150 points in the NHL and probs wheels way more box than you do. What a douche, why do we give those people certain power

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@drunklandscaper Is he fucking drunk or is that just me? The guy can’t catch a pass. I fucking hate lays lowkey. Can we try and at least get sun chips

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@dougcliford1967 Oh shit the game started at 2 today. What’s the score?

[Scooter Finklestein @dustnstuff41]

Everything I own is going on the #celtics tonight. not watching another bruins game for the remainder of the playoffs which will be easy because there is only going to be 1 more