kenia

one day i am gonna grow wings; a chemical reaction; hysterical and useless.

[Evelyn 'Rosey' Cheeks @indecisive_eva]

there is a picture of me that is SO CUTE but I absolutely cannot post it because I am actively sucking dick in it

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

How it feels after you calm down

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

Tom Cruise is a fuck buddy. Not a husband. He's hot, but crazy af.

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

He’s using me for my weird, misshapen body and trite, uninspired remarks

[vio @Erogetism]

Don’t ask me no fucking crazy questions like how am I doing or what have I been up to lately what the fuck is wrong with you

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I wasn’t around when I was 21. I’d love to show you a photograph of myself at 21 but I wasn’t around

[lily @lil_mermaid]

it's always so funny when people are trying to sell their used couch for $1500 on fb marketplace. a couch on fb marketplace costs $200. they're always like "i paid $4000 for this couch." not my problem man. should have bought it on fb marketplace, where a couch costs $200

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I hope I am killed during my walk to the kitchen

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

A great way I’ve found to relieve stress is lashing out at whomever is near.

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

When you’re so high u start to understand why people didn’t fuck with you in high school

[lia 🚀 @beefyfridgers]

Come for the queen it’s gonna cost ya

[Christin @hexprax]

Jalapenos aren't spicy anymore. Or maybe they never were. I don't remember anything that ever happened to me in my life.

[kenia @drunknbuttrfly]

got my cat a rolex

[Seth Carcass @ohsethy]

Lowkey there actually is a hole at the bottom of the lake where movies come from

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Week of 8/16 in Scorpio: Some steps into the weather. Purple and green like steps to a dance. The fruit that made its own bitter night. Was the inverse of the growing things.

[Clarine @BIGPIKLIZ]

Stand by the stove to FaceTime me

[very tall bart @TallBart]

I run over a guy with my car. "Good thing I have a spare!" I pop the trunk and pull out an identical looking guy

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

Your clothing is unique, white boy. Perhaps you have gone to the shop they call “Unique Clothes”, white boy

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

I’ve Never Lied except for Comedic Effect and Also to make my Life Easier

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

[in the middle of a severe panic attack triggered by thinking about the passage of time] i bet listening to seventeen by sharon van etten will be helpful right now