Franklin Pierce

Party Animal, 14th president, Gadsden signer, anti train because of that son incident, severely depressed

[Franklin Pierce @drunkprez]

Didn’t you ever wonder where my lovely singing voice came from?!

[Abraham Lincoln @Honest_Abe_1865]

I would like an explanation as to how Anna Kendrick gave birth to @drunkprez Franklin Pierce in 1804. @AnnaKendrick47 are you a witch!?!?

[Franklin Pierce @drunkprez]

@AtchisonRice I guess we can let it slide

[Franklin Pierce @drunkprez]

There should be a drinking contest to determine who was the best president. Who’s in?

[Franklin Pierce @drunkprez]

@PresZachTaylor I’m done with you Zack.... nothing but disrespect

[Franklin Pierce @drunkprez]

Can everyone stop reminding me?!

[Franklin Pierce @drunkprez]

Why do I still get so hungover?! I’m dead!

[Franklin Pierce @drunkprez]

Everyone was tearing me apart yesterday. Not my fault my son got decapitated. Leave me be

[threatening presence @RangerAragorn]

Last minute Presidents Day rankings

Best Presidents:
1. Abe Lincoln
2. Thomas Jefferson
3. James Monroe
4. Chester Arthur
5. Harry Truman

Worst Presidents:
1. Andrew Johnson
2. Donald Trump
3. James Buchanan
4. Andrew Jackson
5. Franklin Pierce

Weirder picks justified in reply

[Franklin Pierce @drunkprez]

@DerekMYoung Hey now! Leave me alone

[William H. Taft @bathtublegacy]

"Frequently the more trifling the subject, the more animated and protracted the discussion." -Franklin Pierce
Happy #PresidentsDay @drunkprez

[William H. Taft @bathtublegacy]

@tobadzistsini @GhostReagan @drunkprez would be the expert on mixers.

[Franklin Pierce @drunkprez]

If anyone wants to send me some alcohol to celebrate today, do not hesitate! #PresidentsDay2020

[Franklin Pierce @drunkprez]

Should I start drinking before 5pm? I need some guidance

[Franklin Pierce @drunkprez]

From all the beer I drink, I should’ve gotten the coronavirus by now

[James Buchanan @J_Buchanan15]

Sure am glad I’m already dead right now

[Franklin Pierce @drunkprez]

This year my resolution is to stop binge drinking.... just kidding 😂😂😂

[Franklin Pierce @drunkprez]

Just woke up from partying too hard last night. Happy 2020!! 🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🍺🍻🍾🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🍺🍻🍾🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🍺🍻🍾

[Franklin Pierce @drunkprez]

@LizivonTeig @J_Buchanan15

[Franklin Pierce @drunkprez]

Dead for 150 years but people still wanna talk shit

[History Sucks @suckyhistory]

People in NH love Franklin Pierce, but he was actually a gigantic piece of shit who supported slavery and the Kansas-Nebraska Act because it binded the Union. He also enforced the Fugitive Slave Act. #History #PieceOfShit

[Franklin Pierce @drunkprez]

@suckyhistory @FPUniversity My son was murdered in front of my eyes! Cut me a break!

[Franklin Pierce @drunkprez]

Buuuurrrrpppppp... 🍺