Drunk Sean Spicer

This is a parody account and is not officiated with anything but fun!

[Drunk Sean Spicer @drunkspicer]

Don't worry America, the administration will get our shit together when the summer is over.

[Drunk Sean Spicer @drunkspicer]

Really? I was in the tree. Sorry. https://t.co/uYhMJxNTw0

[Kris10 - #Resist 🇺🇸 @Kris10Lockhart]

@drunkspicer I looked for you in the bushes with Jason Kessler last Sunday when he was chased off by #resisters!! 😀

[Drunk Sean Spicer @drunkspicer]

Does anyone know if I am still employed by Trump? I've been drinking for 2 weeks.

[Drunk Sean Spicer @drunkspicer]

And I thought the " Facebook Like " was annoying. I mean I get you love your kids. I don't need to see 10,000 pics of them on Facebook. https://t.co/lxtoTFwJsH

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

WATCH: New feature from the Trump camp...weekly updates on POTUS' accomplishments in videos featuring his daughter-in-law Lara Trump.

[Drunk Sean Spicer @drunkspicer]

Scaramucci is out?!?!?! That sucks. Now the White House doesn't look like the cast of the Sopranos anymore.

[Drunk Sean Spicer @drunkspicer]

@TFLN

[Drunk Sean Spicer @drunkspicer]

Today is World Emoji Day???? ☹👺👹😨😩😬😧😳😠💆👲👲👷👳 #WorldEmojiDay. There you go. I'm getting hammered. Good night.

[Drunk Sean Spicer @drunkspicer]

I promise you this folks. The Trump - Putin meeting means nothing. Putin is a puppet that is heavily influenced. His decisions aren't his.

[Drunk Sean Spicer @drunkspicer]

Trumps first question to Putin. " Did you mess with the Election? " followed by a wink. Putin's reply "No" then that is followed by giggles.

[Drunk Sean Spicer @drunkspicer]

Well the High Stakes Meeting between Trump and Putin has begun.

Number 1 on the list, who is hotter? Melania Trump or Putin's 50 wives.

[Drunk Sean Spicer @drunkspicer]

You see America. Trump and Putin are best buddies. Don't worry about the elections or Russian strippers or whatever. I'm drinking tonight.

[Drunk Sean Spicer @drunkspicer]

I think Donald Trump just told Poland that he admired Hansel and Gretel's bravery when they faced adversity.

[Drunk Sean Spicer @drunkspicer]

#PicnicMusic HOW DO WE SLEEP WHEN THE BURGERS ARE BURNING!!!!

[Drunk Sean Spicer @drunkspicer]

#StarTrekBreakUps Sorry but too many guys have boldly gone where you said no men have gone before.

[Drunk Sean Spicer @drunkspicer]

Hahaha I love Chris Christie!!! #ChrisChristie When my vacation starts next week, I need a beach shut down and a few single ladies!!!!!

[Drunk Sean Spicer @drunkspicer]

Well we finally got our ban in!!! Yes!!!!

We still haven't figured out what we are banning but it is in effect.

[Drunk Sean Spicer @drunkspicer]

Don't worry America! Trump has hired Bob Daniels as the new FBI director. He will oversee the Russia hacking investigation.

[Drunk Sean Spicer @drunkspicer]

I'm telling you America. The old guys will glasses are the ones you need to worry about. #BernieBankFraud

https://t.co/y998sJS9KT

[Drunk Sean Spicer @drunkspicer]

#SundayMorning Happy Sunday America!!!! Hopefully the Administration hasn't screwed anything up yet this morning.

[Drunk Sean Spicer @drunkspicer]

When I was a kid I wanted to be on Barney and Friends. https://t.co/EiISVd6nCv

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Will be on @foxandfriends. Enjoy!