Laina

imagine pleasant nonsense

[marie ennui: guillotine operator @PastaVersaucy]

2023 is gonna be my year (to domesticate a wild crow)

[kim @KimmyMonte]

saw someone walking a goat yesterday. no notes. absolute perfection

[paperwash© @PaperWash]

me: hey how's it going

cashier: well ya know, I'm stuck here all day

me: [not giving a shit] ok

[Harry Mitchell @harrywmitchell]

alright, here is part two of my girlfriend's dreams as rupi kaur poems. and folks, i WISH i was making these up.

[Harry Mitchell @harrywmitchell]

my girlfriend talks in her sleep. i've noted them down for weeks, and turned her dreams into rupi kaur poems.

[Devon Hardware’s Wife @thatfrood]

I had a dream where there was a food called “King’s Hand”, a hollow hand made of m&m cookie, filled with Greek salad.
I could not stop thinking about it.
Here is the culmination of a week long effort.

[Laina @drunktrophywife]

I hope my neighbors don’t mind me singing Cabaret all day

[Laina @drunktrophywife]

#NewProfilePic

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

gotta say I absolutely do not want a man who is smooth with me. I don’t trust it! clearly they’ve had too much practice I want a bumbling fucking idiot

[Laina @drunktrophywife]

The worst is that I feel like SUCH a dork for being this excited. But I’ve lived in Minnesota my entire life. 24 years spent in one place is a long ass time. I have wanted to travel and live in other places for so long and it’s finally REAL.

[Laina @drunktrophywife]

I’ve lost count of how many times per day I say this out loud, but

I cannot believe I will be living in Colorado in 3 weeks.

[The Cherry Club @THECH3RRYCLUB]

pinterest is so calming..it’s the media without the social i love it there

[Laina @drunktrophywife]

@michellelaforme Imagine telling on urself like this 😂

[Laina @drunktrophywife]

@ohgeminii This is toxic af, those poor children

[patrick wilson @patrickwilson73]

Dammit. My plan has been thwarted.

[benny. @soulsgonee]

@xaeviier ong

[King Randall, I. @NewEmergingKing]

How is finding 39 missing children in a double wide trailer here in Georgia NOT the biggest news story in America?

[erin ! @lilerinb]

men being silent during sex is so funny to me like what’s on your mind king